NASA news report:
Astronomers have discovered a new planet, about the size of Jupiter, orbiting a distant star. Similar in size to Jupiter, but it has a 1,500 degree temperature, and is about 500 light years away.
DAILY INQUIRER REPORT:
ASTRONOMERS CLAIM TO HAVE DISCOVERED THE REAL LOCATION OF HELL!!! Astronomers today say that they have peered deep into space, and have located hell, and it IS HOT, confirming Biblical accounts of that place. A confidential source within the investigation says that "at 1,500 degrees, the place would be extremely uncomfortable for any human, and would definitely be a 'place of torment'. The source further reports that hell is full of a 'lava-like lake of fire and brimstone'.
ROFL.
this is knida stupid because hell is not in space! ok