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« Reply #60 on: September 18, 2004, 07:54:09 AM »

well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  Lips Sealed




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  Grin
Just like you did??

*Sings* "I Can See Clearly Now!" Grin
OUCH!  Lips Sealed




 Tongue *ignoring again*
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« Reply #61 on: September 18, 2004, 08:30:10 AM »

Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!  Tongue

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sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"
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for looking delussional. Are you sure you can see clearly now?? Grin

CANT!  Tongue

Watch yerself boy, i`m a crackpot with a slingshot!  Tongue
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« Reply #62 on: September 18, 2004, 08:33:41 AM »

well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  Lips Sealed




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  Grin


OUCH!  Lips Sealed

ok so i`m not a crackshot...truth is I couldnt hit the side of a BARN with my eyes uncrossed...

which makes me wonder why sincereheart said OUCH  Grin

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« Reply #63 on: September 18, 2004, 11:23:51 AM »

Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!  Tongue

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sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"
Your welcome.........

for looking delussional. Are you sure you can see clearly now?? Grin

Watch yerself boy, i`m a crackpot with a slingshot!  Tongue
Remember you said it not me. Quoted for all time..  Grin
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« Reply #64 on: September 18, 2004, 11:25:13 AM »

SIncereheart said ouch, in case you did hit her. Grin Grin Grin Tongue Tongue
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« Reply #65 on: September 18, 2004, 04:26:07 PM »

 Grin   Grin  Well, it seems there is one conclusion:

We're all crackpots.


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« Reply #66 on: September 18, 2004, 04:58:18 PM »

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only




I Do Not agree at all!!!


 Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!!
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« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2004, 05:00:55 PM »

Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  Tongue Tongue
Why there are no women in my home....... Grin

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   Cheesy  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   Grin



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« Reply #68 on: September 18, 2004, 05:06:09 PM »


 tops up allinall`s cup with more HOT coffee  Cool
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« Reply #69 on: September 19, 2004, 12:38:21 AM »

Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  Tongue Tongue
Why there are no women in my home....... Grin

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   Cheesy  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   Grin



Yes.  I'm kidding.
Anytime you want brother.
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« Reply #70 on: September 19, 2004, 12:38:52 AM »


 tops up allinall`s cup with more HOT coffee  Cool
Uh huh, where is my coffee?? Cry
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« Reply #71 on: September 19, 2004, 07:52:13 AM »

well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  Lips Sealed




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  Grin


OUCH!  Lips Sealed

ok so i`m not a crackshot...truth is I couldnt hit the side of a BARN with my eyes uncrossed...

which makes me wonder why sincereheart said OUCH  Grin

*rofl*

Well I THOUGHT you made hit the broad side of my barn!  Tongue
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« Reply #72 on: September 19, 2004, 07:52:52 AM »

SIncereheart said ouch, in case you did hit her. Grin Grin Grin Tongue Tongue

There ya go!  Grin
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« Reply #73 on: September 19, 2004, 07:53:53 AM »

Grin   Grin  Well, it seems there is one conclusion:

We're all crackpots.


 Grin   Grin

Sadly, probably true!  Lips Sealed

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« Reply #74 on: September 19, 2004, 07:54:56 AM »

Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  Tongue Tongue
Why there are no women in my home....... Grin

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   Cheesy  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   Grin



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  Wink
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