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33481  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:58:12 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  Wink
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  Lips Sealed
Viva la difference!
*SPEW*
33482  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:57:48 AM
It is a new snow tire retread. That is why the impression is so bold. Smilies also have very tender skin.
They do?  Shocked
33483  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:56:13 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Grin
Lips Sealed
FIgures now shes not saying anything. Roll Eyes
33484  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:55:36 AM
Just open your eyes, and you will find, all the mystires you left behind. Grin
33485  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:54:36 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  Tongue
YOU!!!! Grin
33486  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:54:16 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Definitely fits the 'pukie smilie' category!  Lips Sealed
Good I'm happy for you. Grin
33487  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:53:47 AM
WOW!!!!!! she is impressed!!!!!!!!
33488  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:53:09 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?

Colorblind glasses?? ?? ?? ROFL!
Who you?? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
33489  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:52:20 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided
To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................ Grin

*ahem*   *lloks for a can for DreamWeaver and Ollie.... to WHACK them with* Tongue
How about a ball? nerf ball that is....... Grin
33490  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:50:22 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:
So you can't use hearing and other men won't use hearing.... And the end result is the same!  Tongue
Just like when women start yacking........ but sometimes silence is golden. Grin
33491  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:49:33 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  Wink
I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.
K, would you like the little duckie head on top of it?  Wink
No thank you... Undecided
33492  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:49:05 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  Grin
Yes they are, they work greattttttt!  Grin
Great..... along with selective hearing we now have a man with selective sight, too!  Tongue
Where? Huh
33493  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:44:41 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
K, now that is a visual of my thoughts!
:eek:
33494  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:44:17 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! Tongue
No we are just out typing you women. Grin
33495  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Dead. Doornail Dead. on: June 19, 2004, 12:43:51 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.
You're welcome!  Grin
So, when can I expect delivery?
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