That reminds me of a message my friend left on his IM when he went away from his computer.

It said:
Your computer has been hit by an Amish computer virus.  Since this virus is based on the honour system you can start deleting your files now.

How lovely. he he he

Ok, will do.  Hope every thing ends up all right.

They bash into the glass every time you walk by and follow you around the tank.

plebeian:
Of or relating to the common people of ancient Rome: a plebeian magistrate.
Of, belonging to, or characteristic of commoners.
Unrefined or coarse in nature or manner; common or vulgar: plebeian tastes.

You spelled that wrong. So nah  

Sammy you are not the only one that has done things that you regret. I am saved and I still do things that I look back on and say to my self why did I do that.  I come to God and ask for forgiveness and He forgives me.  Don't stay attached to the things that you have done in the past.  They weigh you down from moving forward.

My fish beg for food and then everyone thinks that I don't feed them and then they do and it makes me have to clean their tank faster.

What is a plebian?

Aww my poor little bizzy-ba-ba-ba cat isn't evil. She's a good little kitty. She head butts you and gives you half a concusion and then after rubbing you in the face she love bites your chin.  Cat spit gives me hives.

if you boil them

YIKES!
Isn't that, like, boiling filet minon???

I could tell you how they make  a hot dog.  Then you probably wouldn't like them any more.

I've been to a meat packing plant.  Just made me hungry for hoghead cheese!  

Ewww

michael_legna, so are you saying that if we sin and forget to confess it then we loss salvation?
 

The Purpose Driven Life is awesome I read parts of it.  They have a church program about it.  They did that at my church and it seemed to work pretty good.

I like hot dogs. I like to grill them because if you boil them it takes away all of the flavor.  I could tell you how they make  a hot dog.  Then you probably wouldn't like them any more.

I have seen on a Christian forum before people that were interested in becomeing saved and then other people that were trying to persuade that person that Christians are just trying to scare them into their religion.  In the end some of the people that were trying to lead the people away from being saved became interested themselves.  How do we know how God is going to use this forum or any other forum?  If someone is an atheist or just lost and they get a bad first impression of Christianity then they might be pushed away.  If we make a forum that not all is welcome then they will think that we are trying to be better then them.

Welcome to Christians Unite!

Kris