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« Reply #2340 on: March 24, 2006, 02:54:26 PM »

No, but I say so and if there is an ounce of me that isn't mixed up (which there isn't) so it must be...or not be. Yeah.


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« Reply #2341 on: March 24, 2006, 02:55:29 PM »

Can cold water clean dishes???

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.  However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.  Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.  Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.  John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Meet Coldwater...........


Buster does mine!!


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« Reply #2342 on: March 24, 2006, 02:56:23 PM »


Huh? I missed something again. 
 



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« Reply #2343 on: March 24, 2006, 02:57:38 PM »

OKAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, don't forget, you are family............ Grin

Yep she is ..........

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« Reply #2344 on: March 24, 2006, 02:59:34 PM »

Nope, look above your post there.............. Grin


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« Reply #2345 on: March 24, 2006, 03:00:30 PM »

Ohhh.....Yucky Lips Sealed

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« Reply #2346 on: March 24, 2006, 03:01:34 PM »



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« Reply #2347 on: March 24, 2006, 03:02:38 PM »


Ok, so that is one thing which I am not mixed up or confused with.  Thank God for His love and what He did on the cross so that we are able to be called children of God.  And I am also grateful for this time to talk to other Christians be it as goofy as we are.

Amen, sister!

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« Reply #2348 on: March 24, 2006, 03:04:05 PM »

AMEN, and AMEN!!

Whos goofy??

This is goofy..........................


goofy  =   DreamaWeaver


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« Reply #2349 on: March 24, 2006, 03:04:54 PM »

So that's what you look like? Grin

Yep!!

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« Reply #2350 on: March 24, 2006, 03:06:06 PM »

Nope, look in Coffee time. I posted a picture of me there.


Pssst .... that's his disguise.


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« Reply #2351 on: March 24, 2006, 03:13:39 PM »


Pssst .... that's his disguise.


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« Reply #2352 on: March 24, 2006, 03:16:08 PM »


Ha! I knew it! Grin


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« Reply #2353 on: March 24, 2006, 03:19:56 PM »


Pssst .... that's his disguise.


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Nope, thats the real me..................... Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2354 on: March 24, 2006, 03:22:06 PM »


DreamaWeaver


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