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« Reply #2310 on: March 24, 2006, 10:12:57 AM »

Clear as muddy water, I'm sure -- I think!  Grin

but maybe not as clear as muddy water from the Red River, right Huh
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« Reply #2311 on: March 24, 2006, 10:14:51 AM »

Yup! And now you should Be Afraid!

Right, be very afraid, cause there are no doors, or windows to escape.
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« Reply #2312 on: March 24, 2006, 01:26:16 PM »


Crystal clear??



Umm.....GREEN Grin
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« Reply #2313 on: March 24, 2006, 01:31:12 PM »

Umm.....GREEN Grin
Umm.......... BLUE?? Grin
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« Reply #2314 on: March 24, 2006, 01:33:27 PM »

Umm.......... BLUE?? Grin

No, GREEN.  See it's so clear now.. Smiley
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« Reply #2315 on: March 24, 2006, 01:39:25 PM »

  This poor dog looks the way I feel.

Hey were we blaming someone for something or just trying to figure out who in general.  In any case I can't remember so I will take full blame of it.  Yup my fault.  The mistery is solved.
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« Reply #2316 on: March 24, 2006, 01:39:31 PM »

No, GREEN.  See it's so clear now.. Smiley
It is?? Are you sure? Grin
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« Reply #2317 on: March 24, 2006, 01:41:10 PM »

  This poor dog looks the way I feel.

Hey were we blaming someone for something or just trying to figure out who in general.  In any case I can't remember so I will take full blame of it.  Yup my fault.  The mistery is solved.
Thats coldwater, you saw that did you?  If not, I'll repost it for you.
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« Reply #2318 on: March 24, 2006, 01:43:13 PM »

It is?? Are you sure? Grin

No, but I say so and if there is an ounce of me that isn't mixed up (which there isn't) so it must be...or not be. Yeah.
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« Reply #2319 on: March 24, 2006, 01:44:22 PM »

Can cold water clean dishes???

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.  However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.  Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.  Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.  John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Meet Coldwater...........

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« Reply #2320 on: March 24, 2006, 01:45:55 PM »

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« Reply #2321 on: March 24, 2006, 01:46:22 PM »

No, but I say so and if there is an ounce of me that isn't mixed up (which there isn't) so it must be...or not be. Yeah.
OKAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, don't forget, you are family............ Grin
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« Reply #2322 on: March 24, 2006, 01:47:18 PM »


Huh? I missed something again. 
 

Nope, look above your post there.............. Grin
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« Reply #2323 on: March 24, 2006, 01:48:29 PM »

Ohhh.....Yucky Lips Sealed
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« Reply #2324 on: March 24, 2006, 01:52:00 PM »

Ohhh.....Yucky Lips Sealed
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