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« on: December 08, 2005, 08:51:13 AM »

A burglar quietly entered a Beverly Hills mansion prepared to loot it . . . as he snuck around surveying the valuables, he heard a quiet voice come out of the darkness: "I can see you and so can Jesus!"  The burglar stopped in his tracks and scanned the room with his flashlight - no one was there.  After a minute he continued on with his mission.  The voice came out of the dark: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" Creeped out, the burglar shined his flashlight into the farthest corner of the room.  There, standing on a pedestal, was a large, african grey parrot, the parrot said: "I can see you and so can Jesus!"  Laughing out loud at himself, the burglar picked up his bag and and started to leave.  Suddenly, he heard a low, menacing growl - he flashed his light into the hallway and there stood an angry doberman and the parrot said: "Sic 'm Jesus!"     Tongue

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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2005, 12:58:18 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 03:09:56 PM »

DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!   Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 05:20:48 PM »

DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!   Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin

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I would like you to meet my bird, Terri. Grin

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 05:29:24 PM »

Your bird's name is Terri?!?!?!? What a coincidence! So is mine! Grin
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 05:29:59 PM »

DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!   Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin

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I would like you to meet my bird, Terri. Grin



Now he looks meaner than a junkyard Dog.

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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 05:36:40 PM »



Junkyard Dog

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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 05:37:11 PM »

Kinda resembles me before coffee in the morning !  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 05:48:40 PM »

Kinda resembles me before coffee in the morning !  Tongue

By all means please have some coffee then.   Grin Grin Grin Grin




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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2005, 06:46:24 PM »

Thank you sir!  I take mine strong, with cream and sugar, please!

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