Our own CU awards 2005

[Shammu]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

Hey, wait a minute.  After I posted, I realized you called me Sister.  Last week you called me Brother.  I'm now wondering just exactly what it is you know.

See, ya gots everyone mixed up there cris.

When it comes to that I wonder just What Cris knows.

I taint touchin' that thar one.

Afraid of self incrimination?

And now, for my 6,200th post.

Nope, I'm smarter then that.

[nChrist]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

I think you're right.  This work IS getting dangerous.  How do you know these things before they happen?  If I become a cop, will I know these things, too?  Second thought, no, I don't want to be a cop.  I'll just depend on you.
 

Brother Chris,

I have news - you might want to sit down and get a crying towel. I'm a retired cop, but spell cops are a lifetime appointment. The way it's going now for you, I might suggest that you add a helmet to the ballistic vest.    Spell cops just create havoc for everyone, so the lifetime appointment really isn't very long. In fact, becoming a spell cop reduces your life expectancy by 75% UNLESS YOU RUN VERY FAST!    

Maybe you could become a master of disguise and be a covert spell cop. Learn how to make spelling corrections QUICKLY WHILE NOBODY IS WATCHING! - THEN, AS IN THE MOVIE - "RUN FORREST!"  (Small print - Forrest Gump if you don't remember).  

[airIam2worship]

Chris, why don't you want anyone to know what your gender is?? " 'splain to me"

What in the world ever led you to that conclusion?

So what would you prefer me to call you 'brother?' or 'sister?'
I sure don't want to call you 'it' or 'the'

[Allinall]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

[Kris777]

You were gone? He he.  (Just kidding)

I'll run away before I get in to much trouble.

Nice to see you back.

[nChrist]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

Hello Allinall,



First, YES, we missed you!

Second, the gender of Chris has been made a matter of National Security. I received an email from Carl Rove to not talk about this subject and to refrain from relaying anything he might have or might not have revealed about Chris.  

Third, we have all been indicted, and there is nobody left to serve the warrants and cart us all off to the CU jail. The staff of the CU jail has also been indicted, so there is nobody left to be in charge of us or feed us. So, we have a CONUNDRUM!  

[airIam2worship]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

I missed ya allinall, glad you're back!  
as for chris, let's just thank God he or she whatever the case may be, is Christian, even though he/ she has not been checking the spelling.
Thank God Cu jail is empty as far as I know.

[Allinall]

You were gone? He he.  (Just kidding)

I'll run away before I get in to much trouble.

Nice to see you back.

   That was funny!  

[Allinall]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

Hello Allinall,



First, YES, we missed you!

Second, the gender of Chris has been made a matter of National Security. I received an email from Carl Rove to not talk about this subject and to refrain from relaying anything he might have or might not have revealed about Chris.  

Third, we have all been indicted, and there is nobody left to serve the warrants and cart us all off to the CU jail. The staff of the CU jail has also been indicted, so there is nobody left to be in charge of us or feed us. So, we have a CONUNDRUM!  

I had a conundrum once.  But after the surgery and analgesic cream, I'm feeling much better!  

[Allinall]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

I missed ya allinall, glad you're back!  
as for chris, let's just thank God he or she whatever the case may be, is Christian, even though he/ she has not been checking the spelling.
Thank God Cu jail is empty as far as I know.

Thanks!  But I'm going to have to pull out the ol' badge.  Yup.  It's 'bout time this town got cleaned up!  Too many varmits runnin' 'round!  So, I hereby arrest Mr....eh, Mrs...., eh...Cris for Gender Concealment With Intent To Confuse!  You have the right to remain silent on everything but your true gender.  Everything else I don't care about cause I gotta gun and you're goin' to the lockup.   Come 'long... (Not angry.  Just putting on the "bad cop" face  )

[airIam2worship]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

I missed ya allinall, glad you're back!  
as for chris, let's just thank God he or she whatever the case may be, is Christian, even though he/ she has not been checking the spelling.
Thank God Cu jail is empty as far as I know.

Thanks!  But I'm going to have to pull out the ol' badge.  Yup.  It's 'bout time this town got cleaned up!  Too many varmits runnin' 'round!  So, I hereby arrest Mr....eh, Mrs...., eh...Cris for Gender Concealment With Intent To Confuse!  You have the right to remain silent on everything but your true gender.  Everything else I don't care about cause I gotta gun and you're goin' to the lockup.   Come 'long... (Not angry.  Just putting on the "bad cop" face  )

While you got em in CU jail give him or her some truth serum.
Hee Hee

[Soldier4Christ]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

Hello Allinall,



First, YES, we missed you!

Second, the gender of Chris has been made a matter of National Security. I received an email from Carl Rove to not talk about this subject and to refrain from relaying anything he might have or might not have revealed about Chris.  

Third, we have all been indicted, and there is nobody left to serve the warrants and cart us all off to the CU jail. The staff of the CU jail has also been indicted, so there is nobody left to be in charge of us or feed us. So, we have a CONUNDRUM!  

I had a conundrum once.  But after the surgery and analgesic cream, I'm feeling much better!  

I thot dis is a conundrum.

[Soldier4Christ]

You were gone? He he.  (Just kidding)

I'll run away before I get in to much trouble.

Nice to see you back.

   That was funny!  

I didn't know you were gone either Allinall. Maybe that's because I didn't look "behind me".    

[Soldier4Christ]

GEEESH!!!  I'm gone for like *counts on his fingers* 2[/b] days and the thread grows to like *counts again*...alot of pages!  Too many for a busy man like me to read!!!

So sum up for me.  Is Cris a guy or a gal?  Is anyone gone to, or headed to jail for hijacking or other offenses?  And, aren't the Colts just the best NFL team around!?!?  

Did y'all miss me?  

I missed ya allinall, glad you're back!  
as for chris, let's just thank God he or she whatever the case may be, is Christian, even though he/ she has not been checking the spelling.
Thank God Cu jail is empty as far as I know.

Thanks!  But I'm going to have to pull out the ol' badge.  Yup.  It's 'bout time this town got cleaned up!  Too many varmits runnin' 'round!  So, I hereby arrest Mr....eh, Mrs...., eh...Cris for Gender Concealment With Intent To Confuse!  You have the right to remain silent on everything but your true gender.  Everything else I don't care about cause I gotta gun and you're goin' to the lockup.   Come 'long... (Not angry.  Just putting on the "bad cop" face  )

LOL .... now that is funny.

[nChrist]

  I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a contestant in the conundrum.