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[Shammu]

Nope not the "C" word in the greeting.

It had to do with a spouse.

Don't believe it................just plain don't believe it.  Are you sure it had to do with MY spouse?  OK PR, what did I say or do?  Tell me, without divulging the gender!  Are you ABSOLUTELY sure it wasn't a DELIBERATE slip of the tongue?

I can't remember the details as I deleted it all as I promised you I would but the spouses name was involved identifying the spouses sex. So it's either that or you have a situation similar to a "boy named Sue" or a "girl named George" (won't say which way it is though). You also mentioned the adjective given for the spouse as in "My ................ ".

No boy named Sue or girl named George situation.  I printed out my messages to you and could not find anything that pertained to what you speak of.  I was just ready to throw out all that stuff.  If I neglected to print out that particular one, and I mentioned my husband or my wife, then was it a deliberate slip of the tongue?  Will you ever know for sure, PR?

You didn't look hard enough. The evidence was there.

 

YES I DID LOOK HARD ENOUGH!  I used a super duper (hmm, I'm wondering if those words are going to render me self-respect-less?) magnifying glass.  I didn't miss a thing.

After doing some research, I believe I know your gender. I am keeping it to myself though.

[Soldier4Christ]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

Hey, wait a minute.  After I posted, I realized you called me Sister.  Last week you called me Brother.  I'm now wondering just exactly what it is you know.

See, ya gots everyone mixed up there cris.

When it comes to that I wonder just What Cris knows.

[Shammu]

That;s tru Cris, with all the hijacking and everything else going on you never know we might just start mispelling words just to keep you REAL busy. I might even start posting some things in Spanish for you.

airIam2worship just divulged (by slip of tongue) that she's a hijacker. heehee  Careful everyone!  Watch her now!

Hey...........ALL Spanish words are misspelled.     I never could understand it!  And, NO, I am not correcting the whole of the Spanish language!  Much to much of a task for even the official CS er, I mean CU, spellchecker!

but...but.. I haven't hijacked anything yet....
and look at it this way what a fun way to learn a new language.  as for YOUR slip of the tongue CS / CU  reminded me of Crime Scene Unit  Are you 'fessing' up to something? HHHMMMMM???

Another slip of the tongue...................YET.  Go ahead, keep it up.  Sooner or later........................you'll get caught.  It's just a matter of time now!  

NO.........I don't want to learn a new language.  English keeps me real busy.............too busy, especially here at CU.   The "CS" belongs to allinall.  Hmmm, maybe he's the one 'fessin up to something, hhhmmmmm!!!!!!  It could be that hormonal imbalance of his, you know.  Yea, I think that's what it is.  Unless, oh no, I just don't want to go there.

I'm NOT having a hormonal imbalance!  I cook because I like too.  I clean because I have too.  I do my daughters hair because...wait.  I don't feel so good now...I'm going to go watch football.  Maybe Gladiator.  Probably both...

I thought you were beginning to see clearly, allinall.  You finally agreed you had a hormonal imbalance, but then you turned right around and denied it in your next post.  Based on what I just said, you're very indecisive, which is proof positive of a hormonal imbalance!  Now, you must settle down a bit and get some help....................more of little testosterones running around the house should do it.  No promises though.  HEHE  Yep, that's what they're called.

Don't pick on Allinall, he is already out numered at home.

[Shammu]

That;s tru Cris, with all the hijacking and everything else going on you never know we might just start mispelling words just to keep you REAL busy. I might even start posting some things in Spanish for you.

airIam2worship just divulged (by slip of tongue) that she's a hijacker. heehee  Careful everyone!  Watch her now!

Hey...........ALL Spanish words are misspelled.     I never could understand it!  And, NO, I am not correcting the whole of the Spanish language!  Much to much of a task for even the official CS er, I mean CU, spellchecker!

but...but.. I haven't hijacked anything yet....
and look at it this way what a fun way to learn a new language.  as for YOUR slip of the tongue CS / CU  reminded me of Crime Scene Unit  Are you 'fessing' up to something? HHHMMMMM???

Another slip of the tongue...................YET.  Go ahead, keep it up.  Sooner or later........................you'll get caught.  It's just a matter of time now!  

NO.........I don't want to learn a new language.  English keeps me real busy.............too busy, especially here at CU.   The "CS" belongs to allinall.  Hmmm, maybe he's the one 'fessin up to something, hhhmmmmm!!!!!!  It could be that hormonal imbalance of his, you know.  Yea, I think that's what it is.  Unless, oh no, I just don't want to go there.

I'm NOT having a hormonal imbalance!  I cook because I like too.  I clean because I have too.  I do my daughters hair because...wait.  I don't feel so good now...I'm going to go watch football.  Maybe Gladiator.  Probably both...

Throw in some Nascar and maybe some wrestling .... it might help.

 

Oh, no, no no, no, no, PR.  He's confused enough!!!

You can throw in all the Nascar, I can handle though. I love my NASCAR racing!

[Shammu]

I would rather watch corn grow.

A great past time sport. I miss doing that.It is especailly good toward the end of the growing season when there is a watermelon patch in the middle of the corn field.

Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.

No, a strawberry patch, which I started picking today. Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.

Now, which is it that you're doing DW?  Pickin' strawberries or pickin' patches?  

I'm eating strawberries, right now. Hmmmmmmmmm

[Shammu]

"taboot" "duper"  

You need to share what dictionary you are using.  

It wouldn't happen to be the "Official Dogpatch Dictionary" would it? We uns'll havta talk ta Lil Abner bout dat.

 

Here I though it was the "Official Gunsmoke Dictionary"

[Shammu]

"taboot" "duper"  

You need to share what dictionary you are using.  

It wouldn't happen to be the "Official Dogpatch Dictionary" would it? We uns'll havta talk ta Lil Abner bout dat.

 

It's the CU Official Spellchecker DICTIONARY!!!  I'm innocent!  I'm not at fault.  Now wait a minute here, I'm THE official spellchecker.  I AM NOT the official spellchecker CU DICTIONARY.  It's CU's fault.  I've been voted in with an outdated dictionary.  Taint fair.  I'll now have to check to see whether the Dogpatch Dictionary is more up to date.  I'll just bet it is.

 

Well, yas spose ta check, the up-dates.

[Shammu]

The Dogpatch Dictionary now comes in a computer program so it is pretty up to date. The CU Dictionary? I haven't seen that one.

I have, it was in use last year some where on this forum.  I don't remember where it was though.

[Shammu]

The CU Dictionary? I haven't seen that one.

I don't believe it.  I'm  !!!  What, there must be a conspiracy here.  How could I be voted in without the official dictionary?  This is ridiculous.  It's beginning to look like I received a phony award.  Humph!!!

There is no conspiracy, you only think there is a conspiracy. Next thing we know, you will be thinking the conspiracy, is from everyone. Then you have to prove the conspiracy, happened.

[Shammu]

Sorry, but I have to give up the computer room for tonight.

Ny---tol.

Grace and peace,
cris

Good night cris, sleep the sleep, of the saved.

[Shammu]

But   but    but .... you're the Official Spellchecker therefore you should be the expert that determines what the Official Dictionary is.

AMEN!

[Shammu]

500 post in 5 days?? Wow, I didn't even realise it was that many.    No wonder my fingers and hands are cramping.  

Not use to using them?

I think that the GWI made rigor mortis set in a long time ago.

I guess that will teach you.  Tell me I didn't just say that!

Ok .... you didn't say that.

Thanks for saying I said I didn't say that.

[Shammu]

Hmmmm ...  I just realised something .....  DW was able to keep the difference between my number of posts and the number of his posts ahead of mine plus to add quite a few. Now who does that make a posting nut??

I never said, I wasn't a posting nut. I recieved the award, last year.  In fact, it was a no contest for the posting nut award.

I think it is still a no contest award for you.

 

Well gee, you sure started to push me, even with all them posts.

Are calling me pushy??  

I didn't say pushy, you did. But if the shoe fits...........

[Shammu]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

Hey, wait a minute.  After I posted, I realized you called me Sister.  Last week you called me Brother.  I'm now wondering just exactly what it is you know.

See, ya gots everyone mixed up there cris.

When it comes to that I wonder just What Cris knows.

I taint touchin' that thar one.

[Soldier4Christ]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

Hey, wait a minute.  After I posted, I realized you called me Sister.  Last week you called me Brother.  I'm now wondering just exactly what it is you know.

See, ya gots everyone mixed up there cris.

When it comes to that I wonder just What Cris knows.

I taint touchin' that thar one.

Afraid of self incrimination?