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« on: December 01, 2004, 04:49:14 AM »

The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one
who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as
a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke. Men keep scrolling.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been driving. This explains why there
was a car accident.

Men Keep scrolling
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

      By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen.
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2004, 05:01:24 AM »

The Perfect Couple


      By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen.[/b]
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I know I will get it for this but.............. Grin
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2004, 04:10:31 PM »

 Grin
that was good
curiosity killed the cat
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2004, 03:01:31 AM »

Grin
that was good
curiosity killed the cat
spud
And satifaction brought him back.................

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2004, 07:11:59 AM »

ROFL!

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen.

Ironic that a man posted this in the Women's Area.  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2004, 04:53:11 AM »

I would? What? Notice the irony? Huh


Ah well, at least you being mad at me now helps you take your focus off of being mad at others!  Wink

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25   And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
26   But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2004, 05:43:53 PM »

I would? What? Notice the irony? Huh


Ah well, at least you being mad at me now helps you take your focus off of being mad at others!  Wink

Mark 11
25   And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
26   But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.

AMEN sincereheart
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2004, 05:00:27 PM »

Another one DELETED That makes 700 even. Grin
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2004, 04:50:56 AM »

The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2004, 09:00:22 AM »

The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES  Grin

1 Corinthians 1:27
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty...
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2004, 01:08:58 PM »

Eve ate Adam out of house and home.

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Grin Smiley Grin Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2004, 04:45:37 AM »

The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES  Grin

1 Corinthians 1:27
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty...
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How Many Seeds

How many seeds have you sown, my friend? Have you put them in a heart

or thrown them to the wind?

O, be faithful to plant,

and water as you sow

Then your seeds will sprout, come forth, and grow!
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2004, 07:35:50 PM »

Indeed sisters it is good to laugh, but let's not make light such important matters as the sanctity of a good relationship. Remeber Jesus gave us the light of his teachings so we won't stray, don't allow humour to misguide us!

No offense intended to anybody, praise be to all Christians
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2004, 05:56:05 AM »

    By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen. Grin
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