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Brother Love
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
The Perfect Couple
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The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one
who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as
a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke. Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been driving. This explains why there
was a car accident.
Men Keep scrolling
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen.
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Re:The Perfect Couple
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Quote from: Brother Love on December 01, 2004, 04:49:14 AM
The Perfect Couple
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen.[/b]
I know I will get it for this but..............
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that was good
curiosity killed the cat
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Quote from: spud on December 02, 2004, 04:10:31 PM
that was good
curiosity killed the cat
spud
And satifaction brought him back.................
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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ROFL!
Quote
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen.
Ironic that a man posted this in the Women's Area.
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I would? What? Notice the irony?
Ah well, at least you being mad at me now helps you take your focus off of being mad at others!
Mark 11
25 And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
26 But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.
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Quote from: sincereheart on December 04, 2004, 04:53:11 AM
I would? What? Notice the irony?
Ah well, at least you being mad at me now helps you take your focus off of being mad at others!
Mark 11
25 And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
26 But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.
AMEN sincereheart
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
The Perfect Couple
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Another one DELETED That makes 700 even.
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
The Perfect Couple
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The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES
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Re:The Perfect Couple
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Quote from: Brother Love on December 14, 2004, 04:50:56 AM
The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES
1 Corinthians 1:27
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty...
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
The Perfect Couple
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Eve ate Adam out of house and home.
Your Gem For Today
Never Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
The Perfect Couple
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Quote from: sincereheart on December 14, 2004, 09:00:22 AM
Quote from: Brother Love on December 14, 2004, 04:50:56 AM
The Perfect Couple, still one of my FAVORITES
1 Corinthians 1:27
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty...
How Many Seeds
How many seeds have you sown, my friend? Have you put them in a heart
or thrown them to the wind?
O, be faithful to plant,
and water as you sow
Then your seeds will sprout, come forth, and grow!
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Indeed sisters it is good to laugh, but let's not make light such important matters as the sanctity of a good relationship. Remeber Jesus gave us the light of his teachings so we won't stray, don't allow humour to misguide us!
No offense intended to anybody, praise be to all Christians
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
The Perfect Couple
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
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