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« on: November 03, 2004, 07:47:04 AM »

PRESIDENT KERRY

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on his Harley.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."


The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't
reside here."


The old man said, "Okay," and rode away.


The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again rode away.

The third day, the same man rode up to the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with president Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"


I answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."


The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow".
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2004, 12:43:51 PM »




 Grin HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY, JOY Grin
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2004, 12:45:52 PM »



huh?!  Huh  yadda UFF DA!
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2004, 10:34:59 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2004, 05:38:31 PM »

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin i like it

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