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« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2004, 08:27:52 PM »

No he just gets in the way and rolls on the stinky socks.
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« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2004, 08:08:10 PM »


 Grin   Grin  ROFL!! - What a hoot!

I have two elderly dogs, one 13 and one 14. Their only jobs now are as lap warmers. As guard dogs, one retired 13 years ago and the other one retired 14 years ago.   Grin

They give unconditional love, and their little heads are soft and smooth from petting. They do perform one other valuable task, cleaning up left-overs after meals.   Cheesy  AND, they do a great pre-wash on plates. The only problems they get involved in is whose lap they are going to sit in. There's a problem when both of them want to sit in the same lap.   Cheesy  In terms of guard duty, we guard them.

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« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2004, 02:12:48 PM »


thank Tom. Nice scripture verses.


I think the 'pretty kitty' was a skunk


Yeah, I've never actually petted one.  Had'm close the house though.  I open the back door.  Their tail automatically goes up; and they adopt this defensive posture.

they sure are funny to watch.  the cat just sits there and stares are him.  he sits there and stares back.  sort of indifferent to each other.

hehe.  the DOG is ANOTHER story.  hehe.  He comes back smelling like...GUESS WHAT.  PYUUUUUUWEEEEE.


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« Reply #48 on: December 27, 2004, 11:58:45 PM »

Yes the pretty kitty was a skunk.  It took about 4 months for the smell to go away.  We are afraid to let him out at night.  You should have seen what happened when my dad went to the store to get tomato sauce.  He walked through the isles and past the water.  A lady got a manager and said that the water was bad or something because it smelled funny.
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« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2004, 11:15:57 AM »

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AND, they do a great pre-wash on plates...

Pre-wash?  You mean you have to wash the plates after the dog cleans 'em off? Hmmmmmm, note to self...
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« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2004, 01:52:34 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: December 28, 2004, 06:49:32 PM »

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Pre-wash?  You mean you have to wash the plates after the dog cleans 'em off? Hmmmmmm, note to self...

 Grin   Grin  ROFL!!

Well, I guess if the plate was clean enough for the dogs to lick, it's clean enough without an additional washing.   Grin
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« Reply #52 on: December 28, 2004, 06:56:44 PM »


       


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« Reply #53 on: December 28, 2004, 07:05:34 PM »


       


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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these. Grin

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« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2004, 11:08:50 PM »


       


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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these. Grin


Are you sure they are plucking those flowers or are the flowers dieing under the toxic stench Huh

They do look cute(from a faaaaarrrrrr distance)

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« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2004, 12:30:12 AM »


       


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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these. Grin


Are you sure they are plucking those flowers or are the flowers dieing under the toxic stench Huh

They do look cute(from a faaaaarrrrrr distance)


Yes they are plucking flowers. Would you like a closer look? Grin
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« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2004, 02:44:13 AM »


       


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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these. Grin


Are you sure they are plucking those flowers or are the flowers dieing under the toxic stench Huh

They do look cute(from a faaaaarrrrrr distance)


Yes they are plucking flowers. Would you like a closer look? Grin

Erm.. No thank you.  I'll take your word for it.
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« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2006, 08:35:11 AM »

Things Dogs are good for.........

Chasing off cats.  Tongue
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« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2006, 11:29:18 AM »

Things Dogs are good for.........

Chasing off cats.  Tongue


Chasing off salesmen.

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