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« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2004, 08:27:52 PM » |
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No he just gets in the way and rolls on the stinky socks.
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2004, 08:08:10 PM » |
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 ROFL!! - What a hoot! I have two elderly dogs, one 13 and one 14. Their only jobs now are as lap warmers. As guard dogs, one retired 13 years ago and the other one retired 14 years ago.  They give unconditional love, and their little heads are soft and smooth from petting. They do perform one other valuable task, cleaning up left-overs after meals.  AND, they do a great pre-wash on plates. The only problems they get involved in is whose lap they are going to sit in. There's a problem when both of them want to sit in the same lap.  In terms of guard duty, we guard them. Love In Christ, Tom Matthew 5:3-11 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
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« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2004, 02:12:48 PM » |
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thank Tom. Nice scripture verses. I think the 'pretty kitty' was a skunkYeah, I've never actually petted one. Had'm close the house though. I open the back door. Their tail automatically goes up; and they adopt this defensive posture. they sure are funny to watch. the cat just sits there and stares are him. he sits there and stares back. sort of indifferent to each other. hehe. the DOG is ANOTHER story. hehe. He comes back smelling like...GUESS WHAT. PYUUUUUUWEEEEE. 
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« Reply #48 on: December 27, 2004, 11:58:45 PM » |
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Yes the pretty kitty was a skunk. It took about 4 months for the smell to go away. We are afraid to let him out at night. You should have seen what happened when my dad went to the store to get tomato sauce. He walked through the isles and past the water. A lady got a manager and said that the water was bad or something because it smelled funny.
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
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« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2004, 11:15:57 AM » |
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AND, they do a great pre-wash on plates... Pre-wash? You mean you have to wash the plates after the dog cleans 'em off? Hmmmmmm, note to self...
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« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2004, 01:52:34 PM » |
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I think the 'pretty kitty' was a skunk
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« Reply #51 on: December 28, 2004, 06:49:32 PM » |
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AND, they do a great pre-wash on plates... Pre-wash? You mean you have to wash the plates after the dog cleans 'em off? Hmmmmmm, note to self...  ROFL!! Well, I guess if the plate was clean enough for the dogs to lick, it's clean enough without an additional washing. 
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« Reply #52 on: December 28, 2004, 06:56:44 PM » |
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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« Reply #53 on: December 28, 2004, 07:05:34 PM » |
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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these. 
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« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2004, 11:08:50 PM » |
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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these.  Are you sure they are plucking those flowers or are the flowers dieing under the toxic stench  They do look cute(from a faaaaarrrrrr distance)
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
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« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2004, 12:30:12 AM » |
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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these.  Are you sure they are plucking those flowers or are the flowers dieing under the toxic stench  They do look cute(from a faaaaarrrrrr distance) Yes they are plucking flowers. Would you like a closer look? 
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« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2004, 02:44:13 AM » |
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Well Kris, if you doin't like that skunk, try one of these.  Are you sure they are plucking those flowers or are the flowers dieing under the toxic stench  They do look cute(from a faaaaarrrrrr distance) Yes they are plucking flowers. Would you like a closer look?  Erm.. No thank you. I'll take your word for it.
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2006, 08:35:11 AM » |
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Things Dogs are good for......... Chasing off cats. 
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« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2006, 11:29:18 AM » |
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Things Dogs are good for......... Chasing off cats.  Chasing off salesmen.
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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