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« Reply #255 on: October 08, 2004, 10:17:59 PM »

a drooling cat is a forest gump cat.


sigh.  dats just too funny.


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but dats a good point about dogs, barking at nite and always slobbering all over you.   Tongue
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« Reply #256 on: October 08, 2004, 11:33:25 PM »
Quote from: Symphony on October 08, 2004, 10:16:00 PM

Yours is coming up just a red x, sincereheart... Huh


A forest gump cat...hehe

that's a good one.

That's all I got to say 'bout dat.  


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I'm not even gettin a X. Sad
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« Reply #257 on: October 09, 2004, 02:11:23 PM »
I defended the little buggers in the past but now I think that I agree.  Some cats are evil.  I was helping my friend get his cat that ran outside.  I was looking around the neighborhood and I found him.  I picked him up and was going down the street with him craddled in my arms.  Then he started with a low grawl.  And then all of the sudden he took his front paws and sunk his claws into my face.  In the end we had our battle marks but we cought him.  The rotten kitty went into the vet today to be neutered and get his shots.  Ha Ha. Little booger deserves it.  Maybe it will calm him down.
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« Reply #258 on: October 12, 2004, 12:31:29 AM »

sunk his claws into your face?


ouch.


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« Reply #259 on: October 12, 2004, 04:57:41 AM »
Quote from: Kris777 on October 09, 2004, 02:11:23 PM
I defended the little buggers in the past but now I think that I agree.  Some cats are evil.  I was helping my friend get his cat that ran outside.  I was looking around the neighborhood and I found him.  I picked him up and was going down the street with him craddled in my arms.  Then he started with a low grawl.  And then all of the sudden he took his front paws and sunk his claws into my face.  In the end we had our battle marks but we cought him.  The rotten kitty went into the vet today to be neutered and get his shots.  Ha Ha. Little booger deserves it.  Maybe it will calm him down.

A taxidermist could calm him down for sure!  Grin  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #260 on: October 12, 2004, 09:11:37 PM »
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Quote from: Kris777 on October 09, 2004, 02:11:23 PM
I defended the little buggers in the past but now I think that I agree.  Some cats are evil.  I was helping my friend get his cat that ran outside.  I was looking around the neighborhood and I found him.  I picked him up and was going down the street with him craddled in my arms.  Then he started with a low grawl.  And then all of the sudden he took his front paws and sunk his claws into my face.  In the end we had our battle marks but we cought him.  The rotten kitty went into the vet today to be neutered and get his shots.  Ha Ha. Little booger deserves it.  Maybe it will calm him down.

A taxidermist could calm him down for sure!  Grin  Lips Sealed

Woohoo! Marvelous observation, sincereheart!
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« Reply #261 on: October 13, 2004, 02:18:33 AM »
Quote from: Yoyostick on October 12, 2004, 09:11:37 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 12, 2004, 04:57:41 AM
Quote from: Kris777 on October 09, 2004, 02:11:23 PM
I defended the little buggers in the past but now I think that I agree.  Some cats are evil.  I was helping my friend get his cat that ran outside.  I was looking around the neighborhood and I found him.  I picked him up and was going down the street with him craddled in my arms.  Then he started with a low grawl.  And then all of the sudden he took his front paws and sunk his claws into my face.  In the end we had our battle marks but we cought him.  The rotten kitty went into the vet today to be neutered and get his shots.  Ha Ha. Little booger deserves it.  Maybe it will calm him down.

A taxidermist could calm him down for sure!  Grin  Lips Sealed

Woohoo! Marvelous observation, sincereheart!

Why get a profesional when I can stuff him myself?  

You saying this reminds me of "Boy mights world"  when Eric moves in with a nutty room mate that talks to his dead stuffed parrot.  When Eric gets confortable with the querks of his room mate he says, "Ok, now it is time for you to meet my parents." and he goes into the back bed room.
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« Reply #262 on: October 13, 2004, 08:07:03 AM »
Quote from: Yoyostick on October 12, 2004, 09:11:37 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 12, 2004, 04:57:41 AM
Quote from: Kris777 on October 09, 2004, 02:11:23 PM
I defended the little buggers in the past but now I think that I agree.  Some cats are evil.  I was helping my friend get his cat that ran outside.  I was looking around the neighborhood and I found him.  I picked him up and was going down the street with him craddled in my arms.  Then he started with a low grawl.  And then all of the sudden he took his front paws and sunk his claws into my face.  In the end we had our battle marks but we cought him.  The rotten kitty went into the vet today to be neutered and get his shots.  Ha Ha. Little booger deserves it.  Maybe it will calm him down.

A taxidermist could calm him down for sure!  Grin  Lips Sealed

Woohoo! Marvelous observation, sincereheart!

Thank you! Thank you!  Grin
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« Reply #263 on: October 13, 2004, 08:08:26 AM »
Quote from: Kris777 on October 13, 2004, 02:18:33 AM
Quote from: Yoyostick on October 12, 2004, 09:11:37 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 12, 2004, 04:57:41 AM
Quote from: Kris777 on October 09, 2004, 02:11:23 PM
I defended the little buggers in the past but now I think that I agree.  Some cats are evil.  I was helping my friend get his cat that ran outside.  I was looking around the neighborhood and I found him.  I picked him up and was going down the street with him craddled in my arms.  Then he started with a low grawl.  And then all of the sudden he took his front paws and sunk his claws into my face.  In the end we had our battle marks but we cought him.  The rotten kitty went into the vet today to be neutered and get his shots.  Ha Ha. Little booger deserves it.  Maybe it will calm him down.

A taxidermist could calm him down for sure!  Grin  Lips Sealed

Woohoo! Marvelous observation, sincereheart!

Why get a profesional when I can stuff him myself?  

You saying this reminds me of "Boy mights world"  when Eric moves in with a nutty room mate that talks to his dead stuffed parrot.  When Eric gets confortable with the querks of his room mate he says, "Ok, now it is time for you to meet my parents." and he goes into the back bed room.

ROFL! Do-It-Yourselfer!  Grin
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« Reply #264 on: October 13, 2004, 08:10:25 AM »
DISCLAIMER:
I am not seriously advocating the harming of cats!
McDonald's coffee is hot!
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« Reply #265 on: October 13, 2004, 10:14:17 AM »
I know that your joking sincereheart.  I wouldn't hurt cats or anything else.  I would protect and help them even as they are knawing on my leg.
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« Reply #266 on: October 13, 2004, 02:21:49 PM »
Quote from: sincereheart on October 13, 2004, 08:10:25 AM
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« Reply #267 on: October 17, 2004, 12:38:54 AM »
I love my cat, and he loves me together we are team!! Grin
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« Reply #268 on: October 17, 2004, 12:41:53 PM »
Quote from: MsGuidedAngel on October 17, 2004, 12:38:54 AM
I love my cat, and he loves me together we are team!! Grin



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