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Reba
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« on: May 17, 2004, 10:09:19 PM »

 Can someone please tell me  why i cant have a green rinded watermelon with crunchy red meat and spitable black seed?


I know there  are much more importiant things going on but still a simple old fasion watermelon? Someting is just unAmerican about seedless watermelons.... Spitting seeds in my sister hair was FUN!  We would find seeds iin strange places... Out spitting Jack was the best. ( Jack is a brother that is not Hitch) These bendy ol soggy ugly yellowish DONT SPIT....


And another thing these dumb so called watermelons are ROUND whats with that? Watermelons are not round...  now days ya cut the dumb thing and get two 'bowls' and no good center heart pieces..... Progress has cut the heart out the watermelon...........
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2004, 10:15:04 PM »

Reba,
Careful - someone may accuse you of being racist.  If the "reverend" Jesse Jackson sees this thread - C-Unite is toast...

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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 05:33:35 PM »

But with all those preservative chemicals in them they sure do last a long time. Talk about weapons of mass destruction!. There is nothing like a year old round slushy pink red inside watermelon!

I hear you.
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 05:34:40 PM »

Reba,
Careful - someone may accuse you of being racist.  If the "reverend" Jesse Jackson sees this thread - C-Unite is toast...

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As long as you butter it up.
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 05:40:42 PM »

No more bread and butter no more toast and jam.......







there is nothing reverend about  jessie jackson
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2004, 03:43:31 AM »


C-Unite is toast...


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there is nothing reverend about  jessie jackson


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Reba, how come you're getting watermelons the middle of may??

THAT is unAmerican.  

Or, if yours are crunchy, maybe you should wait until their ripe?

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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2004, 08:07:04 AM »

Watermelon is good! Especially in the wonderful summer weather!  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2004, 10:22:58 AM »

That watermelon i was eating that day was MUSHY ugly.. Men on the moon and all they learn is how to take the good ol seeds from the melons  Angry  some things are not to be misssed with.....

Good watermelon is good any time we here in California are blessed to have fruits of  kinds  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2004, 10:34:45 AM »


Oh.  Otay.    
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2004, 11:49:30 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2004, 04:59:03 PM »


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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2004, 05:02:49 PM »


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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2004, 11:20:56 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2004, 12:17:36 PM »

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