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Can someone please tell me why i cant have a green rinded watermelon with crunchy red meat and spitable black seed?
I know there are much more importiant things going on but still a simple old fasion watermelon? Someting is just unAmerican about seedless watermelons.... Spitting seeds in my sister hair was FUN! We would find seeds iin strange places... Out spitting Jack was the best. ( Jack is a brother that is not Hitch) These bendy ol soggy ugly yellowish DONT SPIT....
And another thing these dumb so called watermelons are ROUND whats with that? Watermelons are not round... now days ya cut the dumb thing and get two 'bowls' and no good center heart pieces..... Progress has cut the heart out the watermelon...........
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Reba,
Careful - someone may accuse you of being racist. If the "reverend" Jesse Jackson sees this thread - C-Unite is toast...
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But with all those preservative chemicals in them they sure do last a long time. Talk about weapons of mass destruction!. There is nothing like a year old round slushy pink red inside watermelon!
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Quote from: JudgeNot on May 17, 2004, 10:15:04 PM
Reba,
Careful - someone may accuse you of being racist. If the "reverend" Jesse Jackson sees this thread - C-Unite is toast...
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No more bread and butter no more toast and jam.......
there is nothing reverend about jessie jackson
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C-Unite is toast...
there is nothing reverend about jessie jackson
Reba, how come you're getting watermelons the middle of may??
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Or, if yours are crunchy, maybe you should wait until their ripe?
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Watermelon is good! Especially in the wonderful summer weather!
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That watermelon i was eating that day was MUSHY ugly.. Men on the moon and all they learn is how to take the good ol seeds from the melons
some things are not to be misssed with.....
Good watermelon is good any time we here in California are blessed to have fruits of kinds
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Oh. Otay.
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http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2002-10-23
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