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« on: May 24, 2003, 08:47:42 AM » |
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Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!"  |
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Tibby
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2003, 12:51:42 PM » |
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Fish? lol, He doesn’t live in my town! BBQ is an Texan thing, not a Baptist thing, in this area! lol
Good story, thanks, I loved it.
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2003, 02:44:28 PM » |
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Fish? lol, He doesn’t live in my town! BBQ is an Texan thing, not a Baptist thing, in this area! lol
Good story, thanks, I loved it.
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Brother Love
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2003, 06:12:30 AM » |
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Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" How True LOL Brother Love  |
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2003, 06:23:04 AM » |
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Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" One More Time, LOL Brother Love |
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2003, 08:49:31 PM » |
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This was funny? I wonder if my sense of humor went out with the garbage today.
Funny? Nope. Sad? Very!
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Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc, et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen
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Tibby
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2003, 10:31:51 PM » |
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Relax. If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Besides, beef is better |
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2003, 05:45:45 AM » |
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HOW TRUE - ROFLOL RCreligion LOL Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" Brother Love Hail Mary LOL |
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2003, 04:28:03 PM » |
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Haha, Ok, now your just egging Ave on! lol |
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2003, 08:02:28 PM » |
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haha, we know you to welll here  |
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2003, 06:56:21 AM » |
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2003, 03:21:24 PM » |
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HOW TRUE - ROFLOL RCreligion LOL Born a Baptist A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks. The Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to convert him to Catholicism. Finally, after much pleading and some threats, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Baptist to a priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying, "Born a Baptist, Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" The Catholics were ecstatic but this was short-lived for, the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again drifted through the neighborhood. The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind him of his new diet. They found him standing over the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying, "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a fish!" Brother Love Hail Mary LOL Hail Mary Brother Love LOL |
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