Our TV gets three clear channels. We used to watch Star Trek (on a 4th, fuzzy channel), then it was taken off the air. We used to watch Funniest Videos, but it was moved to Sunday nights, when we're generally at an evening church service. Now all we watch is the occasional news broadcast, lol.
P.S. I have heard of MTV, and I have no idea what it is. But, based on the posts here, maybe I'd rather I didn't!