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________________________________________ The Patriot Post Chronicle 2-23-2011 From The Federalist Patriot Free Email Subscription ________________________________________
Newspulper Headlines:
At Least the Obama Administration Is Getting Serious About Spending Cuts: "Clinton: US to Allocate $150 to Help Egypt Recover" --Jerusalem Post
Another Sunrise: "Large Fireball Sighted Over East Coast" --FoxNews.com
Find Out in Chapter 11: "Borders Moves Towards Bankruptcy: Are Bookstores Going Away?" --Christian Science Monitor
Heavy Humans Linked to Rains -- Now That Would Be News: "Heavy Rains Linked to Humans" --The New York Times
Questions Nobody Is Asking: "Do You Have a Question for Lady Gaga?" --ABCNews.com
Bottom Story of the Day: "Obama Says He'd Stop Adding to Debt, But That's Not True" --McClatchy Newspapers
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto1)
The Demo-gogues
Good question, but the answer is no: "Are we dealing with our budget in a serious way and reducing spending?" --Barack Obama
Verbal gymnastics: "I would make the argument, one, that instead it is an incentive to do right, that it is not penalizing because penalty is punishment. You're not punished if you have health insurance, in fact. And so you are, in fact, incentivized to have health insurance, rather than take the negative, which is to suggest that because we have a penalty you are being punished." --Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX)
Nothing to see here: "Social Security has contributed not a single penny to the deficit. So we can talk about entitlements as long as you eliminate Social Security. Because Social Security is not part of the problem we have in America with the deficit." --Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
Banging on the high chair: "Unfortunately, Speaker Boehner seems to be on a course that would inevitably lead to a shutdown. That's reckless ... and I hope he'd reconsider. ... These [spending] cuts are very painful, and many in our caucus didn't want to go along with those. ... I understand that Speaker Boehner is being pushed by the hard Right. But it's wrong wrong; it would hurt innocent people; hurt the economy; and we hope we can come to the table and negotiate without shutting the government down." --Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Putting the foreign in foreign policy: "I think it is absolutely clear to say number one, that it's been American policy for many years that [Israeli] settlements were illegitimate and it is the continuing goal and highest priority of the Obama administration to keep working toward a two state solution with both Israelis and Palestinians." --Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
Village Idiots
Invalid comparison: "This is a Martin Luther King moment, this is a Gandhi moment. When we fight, we win. We fight in Montgomery, we win. We fight in Selma, we win. ... We march in Madison, Wisconsin, we win." --race hustler Jesse Jackson demonstrating that it's really yet another Jesse Jackson moment
Strained explanation: "The stimulus package, recovery act, uh, contained within it goals. To improve, to basically, as part of a number of measures that were taken to, uh, prevent a staggering economy from collapsing into depression. To save or create jobs. To invest in, uh, areas where, uh, uh, future growth, uh, would help drive, uh, the overall economy -- and, uh, those goals have been met. ... The bigger point is, there was a crisis that had to be responded to, uh, and, uh, this president did that by leading, and, uh, and we believe it worked." --new White House Press Secretary Jay Carney when asked if the stimulus package was oversold upfront
Breaking news from Gore's latest speech: "[Global warming] is a forest issue. It's a political issue. It's an economic issue. It's a national security issue. It's a jobs issue. But at bottom, it is a moral issue. And we have to be willing to stand up and do the right thing." --Al Gore
That's racist! "Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism's almost over. Because this is the last -- this is the act up before the sleep. They're going crazy. They're insane. You want to get rid of them -- and the next thing you know, they're ... knocked out. And that's what's going on in the country right now." --comedian Chris Rock
Short Cuts
"Speaker John Boehner and Senate Majority leader Harry Reid argued Thursday over whether Democrats or Republicans should get the blame for a U.S. government shutdown. Both guys have misread the public mood. They should be arguing over who gets the credit." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"They're calling the Middle East uprisings the 'Jasmine Revolution.' Historians say it's the first revolution that could double as a new scent of Febreze." --comedian Conan O'Brien
"At the union protests in Wisconsin, several doctors were on hand to write fake excuse notes2 for teachers who called in sick to attend the rallies. Wonder if this is some of that medical waste, fraud, & abuse that Obamacare was supposed to fix?" --former Senator Fred Thompson
"First lady Michelle Obama said, 'Let's Move!' Who knew Democratic politicians in Wisconsin and Indiana would take her literally? Faced with stifling debt, bloated pensions and intractable government unions, liberal Midwestern legislators have fled those states -- paralyzing Republican fiscal reform efforts. Like Monty Python's Brave Sir Robin and his band of quivering knights, these elected officials have only one plan when confronted with political hardship or economic peril: Run away, run away, run away." --columnist Michelle Malkin
(Please pray for our Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)
Links
1. http://online.wsj.com/article/best_of_the_web_today.html 2. http://www.breitbart.tv/doctors-continue-to-fraudulantly-hand-out-sick-notes-to-help-awol-union-members-to-skip-work/
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