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________________________________________ The Patriot Post Chronicle 6-30-2010 From The Federalist Patriot Free Email Subscription ________________________________________
From the sycophants: "Like the Constitution and the Bible, Robert Byrd will be a permanent fixture of the Senate." --ABC's Cokie Roberts
Tolerance of the Left: "Cheney's in the hospital. Ah, the first good news all day. ... I'm not going to feel anything but intense gratitude that this miserable bastard has stepped off this earthly coil! Really! ... Cheney is a murderer. He's a killer. He's a torturer. He is evil personified! He is a walking mass of horror and when he's gone, this planet will be cleaner!" --liberal talk radio host Mike Malloy on Dick Cheney's hospitalization
Who needs marriage? "Once upon a time, marriage made sense. It was how women ensured their financial security, got the fathers of their children to stick around, and gained access to a host of legal rights. But 40 years after the feminist movement established our rights in the workplace, a generation after the divorce rate peaked, and a decade after Sex and the City made singledom chic, marriage is -- from a legal and practical standpoint, anyway -- no longer necessary." --Jessica Bennett and Jesse Ellison in a Newsweek article trashing marriage
Newspulper Headlines:
News of the Tautological: "US Supreme Court Nominee Faces Senate Confirmation Hearing" --Voice of America website
News You Can Use: "Extreme DIY: Building a Homemade Nuclear Reactor in NYC" --BBC website
Questions Nobody Is Asking: "Jeb Bush, 2016?" --Washington Examiner website
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Trash Truck Driver Put on Different Route" --El Paso Times
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
The Demo-gogues
Hey big spender: "Somehow people say, 'Why are you doing that? I'm not sure that's good politics.' I'm doing it because I said I was going to do it and I think it's the right thing to do. People should learn that lesson about me because next year when I start presenting some very difficult choices to the country, I hope some of these folks who are hollering about deficits and debt step-up because I'm calling their bluff. We'll see how much of that, how much of the political arguments that they're making right now are real and how much of it was just politics." --Barack Obama, talking tough about fiscal responsibility
Knocking America down a peg: "A strong and durable recovery also requires countries not having an undue advantage." --Barack Obama at the G20 summit in Canada
Chutzpah: "What did middle-class families ever do to Republicans in the Senate that they would snuff out every opportunity for job creation that has been sent to them?" --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), who seeks to let tax cuts on those middle-class families expire at year's end
What a swell guy: "Why don't you say something nice instead of being a smart-ass all the time? Say something nice." --Vice President Joe "BFD" Biden to a Wisconsin custard shop manager, who made a joke about lowering their taxes
What's good for the goose... "I believe the fair-minded people will find [Elena Kagan's] philosophy well within the legal mainstream. I welcome questions but urge senators on both sides to be fair. No one should presume that this intelligent woman who has excelled during every part of her varied and distinguished career, lacks independence." --Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT) (For context, Kagan thinks Robert Bork had a "fair" hearing: "I loved what happened in the Bork hearings.... The Bork hearings were great, the Bork hearings were educational, the Bork hearings were the best thing that ever happened to Constitutional democracy.")
Asking the tough questions: "Please tell us why you want to serve on the Supreme Court and what excites you about the job." --Sen. Herb Kohl (D-WI) to Elena Kagan
Oh please: "Our borders are quite secure, thank you." --Rep. Pete Snark (D-CA)
Village Idiots
Why bother: "It's a big border. It's 1,960 miles across that Southwest border. It's some of the roughest, toughest geographical terrain in the world across that border. And so, the notion that you're going to seal that border somehow is something that anybody who's been involved in the actual doing of law enforcement ... would say, 'You're never going to totally seal that border.'" --Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano (So is that a preemptive excuse, or a reason to not even bother trying? Either way, it's a straw man.)
Non Compos Mentis: "If this was Texas, which is a state that is directly on the border with Mexico, and they were calling for a measure like this, saying that they have a major issue with, you know, undocumented people flooding their borders, I would say, I would have to look twice at this, but this is a state that's a ways removed from the border..." --Milwaukee County Board Supervisor Peggy West on Arizona's immigration law
Gun grabbers: "As a city we must continue to stand up ... and fight for a ban on assault weapons ... as well as a crackdown on gun shops. We are a country of laws not a nation of guns." --Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, remaining defiant after the SCOTUS decision (So only Chicago's excess of criminals -- political and otherwise -- will have guns. Beautiful.)
The BIG Lie: "People will die because of this decision. It is a victory only for the gun lobby and America's fading firearms industry." --Kristen Rand, legislative director of the Violence Policy Center, on the Supreme Court's ruling in McDonald v. City of Chicago (Perhaps she hasn't noticed that the industry is, in fact, booming.)
The Fool on the Hill: "Some people don't believe in climate warming -- like those who don't believe there was a Holocaust." --singer Paul McCartney
Short Cuts
"With each failure of gun control, the rejoinder was to do it again, this time with feeling." --David Rittgers
"President Obama insisted ... that General McChrystal's departure signals a change in personnel but not in policy. It's a policy the president can call his own. Our purpose remains not to kill the Taliban but to register them to vote in Chicago." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"Here are some questions it would be fun to ask a New York liberal like Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan at her hearings [this] week: -- Roughly one-third of Americans are Evangelical Christians. Do you personally know any Evangelical Christians? Name two. -- In 1972, Richard Nixon was elected president with more than 60 percent of the vote, winning every state except Massachusetts and the District of Columbia. How many people do you know who voted for Nixon? -- Appropriate or inappropriate: Schools passing out condoms to seventh-graders? Schools passing out cigarettes to seventh-graders? -- Who is a greater threat to America, Sarah Palin or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?" --columnist Ann Coulter
(Please pray for our Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)
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