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________________________________________ The Patriot Post Chronicle 6-23-2010 From The Federalist Patriot Free Email Subscription ________________________________________
Non Sequitur: "Family, marriage and the contribution of fathers come together as topics for reflection on Father's Day. So I'd like to know why Barack Obama, a husband and a father in a family structure that encompasses bonds deemed essential to our society, is constantly and savagely attacked by conservative leaders whose personal circumstances undermine the family values they espouse?" --Washington Post columnist Colbert I. King (No one criticizes him for his family life, Colbert.)
Newspulper Headlines:
Breaking News From 1994: "Bill Clinton Aims to Help Democrats Keep Congress" --Reuters
Breaking News From 1998: "Man's Lie Lands Him in Trouble" --Daily News (Durban, South Africa)
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life: "Official: Oil Spill Hasn't Reached Great Salt Lake" --Associated Press
What Would We Do Without Experts?: "Experts See How-Not-To Book Emerging From Gulf Oil Spill Cleanup" --The Washington Post
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Obama Faults GOP for Blocking His Agenda, Hurting Jobless" --Boston Globe
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
The Demo-gogues
Who's money is it? "As the House and Senate debate what to do with the expiring Bush tax cuts in the coming weeks, we need to have a serious discussion about their implications for our fiscal outlook, including whether we can afford to permanently extend them before we have a real plan for long-term deficit reduction." --House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) on whether Democrats can "afford" to let Americans keep their money
No alternative to spending money we don't have? "If 'out-of-control spending' refers to the Recovery Act and other jobs programs that are responsible for more than two million jobs and only a small fraction of our deficit, I'd ask what the alternatives were. Whether we are spending or cutting taxes, creating jobs in a recession means adding to the deficit in the short term." --Steny Hoyer, who can certainly afford to spend your money
Belly Laugh of the Week: "That's what we try to instill in a new ethic in the federal government -- individuals, all of us being personally responsible at every level for making sure we handle the taxpayers' dollars well." --VP Joe Biden
Eco-theology: "[Climate change legislation] is a defense, a security issue, a health issue, an environmental issue, it is an economic issue, and it is a moral issue for us to honor the obligation we have to pass this planet on to future generations intact. And, if you believe, as I do, that it is also -- that this is God's beautiful creation, we have a moral responsibility to preserve it." --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), who is right that we have a moral responsibility to steward the planet, but wrong that intrusive government regulation is the way to do it
Cap-n-tax: "There can be no doubt that the president is rolling up his sleeves to ensure we establish a market mechanism to tackle carbon pollution." --Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) calling his government mechanism a market mechanism
Border insecurity: "The problem is ... if we secure the border, then you all won't have any reason to support comprehensive immigration reform." --Barack Obama to Republican Sen. John Kyl of Arizona
Give it time: "I've never been unemployed. ... I've been very fortunate." -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), who is in a tough re-election fight this year
Village Idiots
Things she'll wish she hadn't said: "I loved what happened in the [Robert] Bork hearings.... The Bork hearings were great, the Bork hearings were educational, the Bork hearings were the best thing that ever happened to constitutional democracy." --Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan in a 1997 speech that just surfaced
Space cadet: "Yup [Tea Party activists are just mad that there is an African-American president], and the fact that they chose to call themselves 'teabaggers,' which is slang for a certain act involving b---s. It sort of says a lot. I would say a mouthful. Looks like it's very upsetting for them, but [Obama is] brilliant. The thing is, he's half white but that's still not enough -- for them it's all white or f--k off. I think we don't deserve him and certainly teabaggers don't deserve him." --actress Carrie Fisher, a.k.a. Princess Leia (Where to begin: Tea Party folks aren't racist and did NOT choose a sexual slur as their name, but no, we don't deserve what Obama is doing to us.)
The BIG Lie: "The approach here expressed and supported by other voices in the Republican Party sees the aggrieved party as BP, not the American -- not the fishermen and the communities down there affected. And that would [be] the governing philosophy. And I think what Joe Barton did is remind the American people, in case they've forgotten, this is how the Republicans would govern." --WH Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel on Rep. Barton's apology, since withdrawn, to BP for the White House "shakedown"
Non Compos Mentis: "This is exactly why the conservatives keep harping on spending, spending, spending as the problem: Because they know spending, spending, spending is the solution, and they don't want this solved! They don't want this solved because they hate government! They hate teachers. They hate police officers. They hate first responders. They hate firemen. They hate EMT workers. They want it all to be privatized! That's when you gonna get the haves having police protection and excellent schools and the have-nots having no police protection and no schools! And therein is the dreamworld for them. This is nirvana for them!" --leftist radio talk-show host Randi Rhodes
Short Cuts
"[Last Thursday] was the 36th anniversary of the Watergate scandal, when the Republicans broke into the Democratic headquarters looking for their long-term plans and strategies. It also marks the last time anyone thought the Democrats had a plan worth stealing." --comedian Jay Leno
"That's what liberalism is -- promises and pronouncements untethered to reality. It is cotton candy rhetoric; spun to taste good for a moment. But then it dissolves in an instant, leaving you feeling sick and disgusted that you tried it in the first place." --radio talk-show host Laura Ingraham
"Welcome to soggy reality. The great liberal disenchantment is the realization that it's beyond Obama's powers to turn back an oil spill, let along the tides. He's just a president, and not even a particularly good one." --columnist Rich Lowry
"The president directed his Nobel Prize-winning head of meetings to assemble a meeting to tackle the challenge of mobilizing the assembling of the tackling of the challenge of mobilization, at the end of which they directed BP to order up some new tackle and connect it to the thingummy next to the whachamacallit. Thank you, Mr. President. That and $4.95 will get you a venti at Starbucks." --columnist Mark Steyn
(Please pray for our Armed Forces standing in harm's way around the world, and for their families -- especially families of those fallen Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen, who granted their lives in defense of American liberty.)
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