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________________________________________ The Patriot Post Chronicle 12-14-2009 From The Federalist Patriot Free Email Subscription ________________________________________
Non Compos Mentis: "There is no liberal media! The media which is, after all, owned by corporations naturally leans to the right." --MSNBC's Keith Olbermann
Uh, that wasn't an error: "An error was edited into Robert Poppiti's column. The list of corrupt politicians should have included the name of former Louisiana Rep. William Jefferson, not William Jefferson Clinton." --News Journal (Wilmington, DE) correction
Newspulper Headlines:
We Blame Global Warming: "New Yorkers Brave Cold to Protest Freeze" --Arutz Sheva (Israel)
Breaking News From 1933: "Climate Change Fears May Worsen Depression" --MSNBC.com
'Poor' Hardest 'Hit': "'World' Coming to End" --New York Post
The Stimulus Is Working: "Hooker Makes 3Q Profit, Sales Up From 2nd Quarter" --Home Furnishings Business
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Big Bird Gets Talon Caught in DC Metro Escalator" --Associated Press
News You Can Use: "Base Says Grenades Now Safe to Use" --Cape Cod Times (Hyannis, MA)
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Absence of Evidence for a Meteorite Impact Event 13,000 Years Ago" --University of Hawaii at Manoa press release
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
The Demo-gogues
Completely delusional: "Good, solid B-plus. B-plus because of the things that are undone. ... Health care is not yet signed. If I get health care passed, we tip into A-minus." --Barack Obama grading himself on nearly one year of destroying the country
The truth comes out: "We would do almost anything to pass a health care bill." --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
How reassuring: "I would say to the senator from Arizona [McCain] that I am in the dark almost as much as he is, and I am in the leadership. Most of us know the fundamentals, but we don't know the important details." --Senate Whip Dick Durbin, the #2 Democrat, on the mystery contents of Harry Reid's health care bill
"Let's be clear" means a lie is coming: "Let's be clear here. Seven presidents have tried to reform a health care system that everyone acknowledges is broken. Seven presidents have failed up until this point. We are now that close to having a bill that does all the things that I said and most experts said needed to be done when we started this process. It is not only deficit neutral, but will actually bring down the deficit according to the Congressional Budget Office." --Barack Obama
Wolf in sheep's clothing? "I'm going to be in a position where I can say what I've wanted to say all along: that I'm ready to vote for health care reform." --Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT), who wants the public option and Medicare expansion out of the bill
Looking in the mirror? "One of the mistakes that was made over the last eight years is for us to have a triumphant sense about war. There was a tendency to say, 'We can go in. We can kick some tail. This is some glorious exercise.' When in fact, this is a tough business." --Barack Obama, hitting the military in what sounds like a criticism of himself
He ran to take over Wall Street: "I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat cat bankers on Wall Street." --Barack Obama
Village Idiots
Who cares about climate facts: "It is said that the science around climate change is not as certain as its proponents allege. It doesn't need to be. What is beyond debate, however, is that there is a huge amount of scientific support for the view that the climate is changing and as a result of human activity. Therefore, even purely as a matter of precaution, given the seriousness of the consequences if such a view is correct, and the time it will take for action to take effect, we should act. Not to do so would be grossly irresponsible." --former British Prime Minister Tony Blair
"Some of the models suggest that there is a 75 percent chance that the entire north polar ice cap during some of the summer months will be completely ice-free within the next five to seven years." --Al Bore, citing a scientist who later said he didn't know where Gore got that information
Consensus? "Everybody agrees that the recession is over." --White House economic adviser Larry Summers
But is it really? "Of course not. For the people on Main Street and throughout this country, they are still suffering, the unemployment rate is still 10 percent." --White House economic adviser Christina Romer
Confessions: "At 71, my mind is so old, I can't remember if I have Alzheimer's, or ... what's the other one?" --CNN founder Ted Turner
Hollywonks: "[Greed and imperialism (read: capitalism)] tends to destroy the environment and so on. And here they are doing the same thing on another pristine planet that we've done here on earth. So it's a way, sort of looking back at ourselves from this other world and seeing what we're doing here." --director James Cameron on his epic sci-fi flick "Avatar" due out Friday
Short Cuts
"The world is waiting for some non-toxic smoke to come out of the chimney atop the meeting hall in Copenhagen to announce a global agreement on greenhouse gases." --political analyst Rich Galen
"The climate treaty negotiations inside Copenhagen's Bella Center at the United Nations Climate Change Conference ground to a halt yesterday when the G-77, the largest group of developing nations, walked out. These poorer nations demanded that richer nations sign a treaty that includes a large transfer of wealth to the developing world to compensate for the developed world's historical contribution to global warming. The G-77 countries ended their walkout after less than two hours, perhaps because global warming has had no apparent impact on December Copenhagen temperatures." --The Heritage Foundation's "Morning Bell"
"Copenhagen is having its coldest December in history. If the scientists were all that smart they would have scheduled the conference in August." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"Barack Obama's vibe used to be a cross between JFK and Beatlemania. Now it's fading into 'Oh, him again?' ... An American president is almost by definition overexposed. But Obama has jammed a full term's worth of exposure into a mere 11 months. Michelle Obama notoriously said during the campaign, 'Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.' What she really meant, apparently, was that Barack would never again allow us to turn on the TV without seeing or hearing Barack." --National Review editor Rich Lowry
"The squealing Obammyboppers of the media seem to have gotten more muted since those inaugural specials hit the newsstands back in late January. His numbers have fallen further faster than those of any other president -- because of where he fell from: As Evan Thomas of Newsweek drooled a mere six months ago, Obama was 'standing above the country ... above the world. He's sort of God.' That's a long drop." --columnist Mark Steyn
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