GLOBAL WARMING

         Everybody seems obsessed
         With all this global warming
         Ice caps melting, oceans rising
         Dodgy insects swarming
         What with carbon footprints
         The holely ozone layer
         It seems that we are surely doomed
         We haven't got a prayer.

         What about that other place
         Where millions are going
         It's very hot and painful there
         Without them even knowing
         Set your mind upon The Lord
         He wants to save the world
         To take them to a better place
         Where heaven is unfurled.