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« on: April 11, 2003, 05:52:55 PM »

WAH! I got this in an e-mail and had to share the sniffles with you all... Cry

Does Heaven have a phone number?
Mommy went to Heaven,
But I need her here today,
My tummy hurts and I fell down,
I need her right away,
Operator can you tell me how
To find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part,
I don't know where to look.
I think my daddy needs her too,
At night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes,
But I really don't know why.
Maybe if I call her,
She will hurry home to me.
Is Heaven very far away,
Is it across the sea?
She's been gone a long, long time
She needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her,
I simply don't know how.
Help me find the number please,
Is it listed under "Heaven"?
I can't read these big big words,
I am only seven.
I'm sorry operator,
I didn't mean to make you cry,
Is your tummy hurting too,
Or is there something in your eye?
If I call my church
Then maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help
That's where we should go.
I found the number to my church
Tacked up on the wall.
Thank you operator,
I'll give them a call.

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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2003, 08:28:02 PM »

Hi nX,

Your not kidding, you need tissues on hand for that one!!!!!!

The Lord is my strength, my hope, and my happiness!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2003, 04:36:11 PM »


*looks for Kleenex*


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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2003, 06:21:08 PM »

 Cry  thanks for the warning,, gracious

Remember that tho the storms of life may rage & stir things up, cause chaos and at times many hurts, etc...In the end, It can unearth the most beautiful of treasure! Keep Holding on to Jesus thru the storm & He will indeed show you the beauty of life after its all settled & peaceful, Its His Plan!
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Normal people scare me!

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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2003, 02:24:45 AM »

Awww  Cry

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2003, 09:52:22 PM »

That tears at the heartstrings!!! (she says as she blows her nose)  Cry Cry Cry

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