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The Patriot Post Chronicle 9-20
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____________________________ Newspulper Headlines:Just So They Don't Waterboard Her: "Gingrich: Pelosi Should Be Suspended, Probed" --NewsMax.com
Aren't They Great Enough Already?: "Obama Seeks $475M to Improve the Great Lakes" --Detroit Free Press
Breaking News From 1971: "Savage Appeals to Hillary Clinton" --WorldNetDaily.com
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Cops: NY Amish Youth Had Beer in Horse-Drawn Buggy" --Associated Press
News of the Tautological: "Industry Breathes Life Into Economy" --Indianapolis Star
News You Can Use: "One Way to Kill Fire Ants: Turn Them Into Headless Zombies" --Houston Chronicle
Bottom Stories of the Day: "Al Gore's Hypocrisy Astounding" --RealClearPolitics.com
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
THE DEMO-GOGUESIf only he'd take his own advice: "We can't keep on just borrowing from China. We have to pay interest on that debt, and that means we are mortgaging our children's future with more and more debt." --Barack Obama **"This is the guy who has just saddled us with $11 trillion in budget deficits for the next 10 years, warning that his own policies have wrecked the U.S. economy and that they cannot be continued. He threw himself under the bus." --radio talk-show host Rush LimbaughSpeak for yourself: "We've become accustomed to our economic dominance in the world, forgetting that it wasn't reckless deals and get-rich-quick schemes that got us where we are, but hard work and smart ideas -- quality products and wise investments. We started taking shortcuts. We started living on credit, instead of building up savings." --Barack Obama **"Uh, what do you mean 'we,' kemo sabe?" --WSJ columnist James Taranto
Making up numbers: "In the first 77 days of the two-year Recovery Act program, 150,000 jobs have been created or saved." --Vice President Joe Biden, who, with the caveat "saved," can pretty well claim whatever he wants
Who's house?: "Now, movies I've been doing OK [with] because it turns out we got this nice theater on the ground floor of my house." --Barack Obama, who lives in the people's White House
Again, take your own advice, Barack: "We too often seek advantage over others. We cling to outworn prejudice and fear those who are unfamiliar. Too many of us view life only through the lens of immediate self-interest and crass materialism in which the world is necessarily a zero-sum game. The strong too often dominate the weak, and too many of those with wealth and with power find all manner of justification for their own privilege in the face of poverty and injustice." --B.O. at Notre Dame
VILLAGE IDIOTSLiberal feel-good rhetoric: "Remember that you are blessed. Remember that in exchange for those blessings, you must give something back. You must reach back and pull someone up. You must bend down and let someone else stand on your shoulders so that they can see a brighter future." --Michelle Obama at the University of California, Merced commencement **"In our society, there are people who should give back. These are the thieves and social parasites who live forcibly at the expense of others. They prey on their fellow man. Some do it privately through theft, fraud and robbery. Others use the political mechanism whereby Congress enriches them at the expense of others. If giving back means anything, it should apply to thieves and social parasites, not those who became wealthy by serving us." --economist Walter E. Williams
From the scaremongering gun grabbers: "Families should not have to stare down loaded AK-47s on nature hikes." --Brady campaign president Paul Helmke on the credit card bill that passed the Senate Tuesday, which contains a provision allowing concealed carry (of pistols, we might add) in national parks
Look who's talking: "I waited two years after I left office to make statements that were critical. Talk about somebody that shouldn't be talking about making the country less safe, invading a country that did not attack us and posed no serious threat to us at all." --Al Gore on Dick Cheney
Speaking of terrorism: "I believe sometimes the war on terror is really a euphemism for the wars for oil and natural gas. Maybe if it were the Hindus who had oil under their feet there would be Hindu fundamentalists and extremists. ... America has the opportunity once again to lead -- to lead the world against the new terror: climate change." --Imam Johari Abdul-Malik, director of outreach at the Dar Al-Hijrah Islamic Center in Virginia