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The Patriot Post Chronicle 9-14
From The Federalist Patriot
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____________________________ Newspulper Headlines:They Can't Help the Way They're Aligned: "Iowa: 'The Gay Marriage Mecca'?" --ABCNews.com ++ "Mecca Mosques 'Wrongly Aligned'" --BBC Web site
We Blame Global Warming: "Europe Melts for Michelle" --Politico.com
Also Known as Gravity: "North Korea Launches Rocket, Defying World Pressure" --FoxNews.com
No One Ever Got Younger: "Nation's Teachers Getting Older, Study Finds" --Detroit Free Press
The Patients, That's WHO!: "WHO Wants Money Spent on Making Hospitals Safe" --Reuters
It's Always in the Last Place You Look: "Hidden Planet Discovered in Old Hubble Data" --Space.com
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "On Top of Everything, Recession Is Annoying" --MSNBC.com
News You Can Use: "Applying for Jobless Benefits? Here, Pee in a Cup" --CNN.com
(Thanks to The Wall Street Journal's James Taranto)
THE DEMO-GOGUESMaking up languages: "It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian -- wheeling and dealing -- and, you know, people are pursuing their interests, and everybody has their own particular issues and their own particular politics." --Barack Obama, who apparently doesn't know that Austrians speak German
From the supremely arrogant America-hater-in-chief: "In America, there is a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world. Instead of celebrating your dynamic union and seeking to partner with you to meet common challenges, there have been times where America has shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive." --Barack Obama **"One should remind Mr. Obama and the Europeans how America has 'shown arrogance' by saving Europe from itself innumerable times in the 20th Century. World War I, World War II, the Cold War, and the wars in the Balkans were largely resolved by American blood, treasure, and leadership. One can be 'dismissive, even derisive' toward Europeans because they pretty much caused those conflicts and then dithered, for the most part, until those arrogant Americans had to step in to clean up their mess. Much of the problems of the Third World, including the rise of Islamo Fascism, can be laid at the doorstep of European colonial practices, including the chaotic and often bloody process of decolonialization that took place starting with the end of World War II. Africa is a butcher shop and the Middle East is a cockpit of terror and war, not because of American 'arrogance', but European stupidity when it ran those two places." --columnist Mark Whittington
Moral relativism: "One of the great strengths of the United States is -- although as I mentioned, we have a very large Christian population, we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation; we consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values." --Barack Obama on our nation, which was founded on Judeo-Christian principles and values ++ "We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world -- including in my own country." --Barack Obama to the Turkish Parliament **"The most significant event connected to the Islamic faith that has shaped the character of the United States was the attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001." --author Robert Spencer
VILLAGE IDIOTSHe's changed America, alright: "You have given renewed hope not only to the citizens of the United States of America, but to all citizens in all parts of the world. I want to thank you for your leadership, your vision and your courage, which you've already shown in your presidency, and congratulate you on the dynamism, energy and indeed the achievements that you have been responsible for. Your first 70 days in office have changed America, and you've changed America's relationship with the world." --British Prime Minister Gordon Brown to Obama
You first: "We, like the rest of the world community, are awaiting a world free of nuclear arms. Our expectation from the U.S. and others is to take serious and practical measures toward nuclear disarmament and dismantling of weapons of mass destruction." --Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Hassan Qashqavi
Logical fallacies: "We have 32 people being murdered by guns every day in this country. If peanut butter or pistachio nuts or spinach killed that number of people once in one day, they'd be pulled by the FDA." --Michael Wolkowitz, member of the board of trustees for the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence **Apply that logic to alcohol or automobiles and see where it gets you.
SHORT CUTS"It's that time of year again. Uncle Sam takes off that gaudy blue coat, puts on his white smock and snaps that all-too-familiar rubber glove into place. And we, the taxpayers, must gird ourselves for intrusions of proctological magnitude and glacial duration by the revenuers. ... Yes, I want to keep more of my money -- because it's mine. But there are people who don't see it that way. The problem with those people isn't simply that they're wrong. It's that they are in charge." --columnist Jonah Goldberg
"Throwing trillions of dollars around is addictive, particularly if it's only money that other people don't have. (The next big number, for anyone keeping score, is 'quadrillion,' and after that, if there is an after that, a 'quintillion.' These numbers are almost beyond comprehension, but there's already a gleam in Barney Frank's eye. Nancy Pelosi's, too.)" --columnist Wesley Pruden
"Now the government has set up a site to help us get through the coming depression (although, really, it's done enough). At
http://www.samhsa.gov/economy, you can learn more about the possible health risks associated with an economic downturn. Do you feel 'depression'? 'Anxiety'? (And, considering your 401(k), if you're not, perhaps you're a sociopath.) Are you engaging in compulsive behavior? How about 'substance abuse'? (Fingers crossed; I'm only one fiscal quarter away!) Or is there 'persistent' crying going on? Hey, why not? In the eyes of Washington, we are children, after all. If we're not, how about doing us a public service and leaving us alone?" --columnist David Harsanyi