SCHOLAR

         You don't have to be a scholar
         Own a brain that's rather large
         Live inside a great big mansion
         Always butter, never marge
         You don't have to toil for hours
         Read the bible inside out
         Always looking rather holy
         That's not what it is about.

         God, He loves the cheerful giver
         One who's humble and contrite
         Often failing in their duties
         Never seem to get it right
         He can use the lowest morsel
         Thankfully for you and me
         Just relax and let it happen
         We are useful, wait and see.