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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes???
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LoL. Seems like a good idea now huh.
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I've wondered that myself...
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I've wondered why he didn't cook the cows. I could really go for a burger
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And how many species were lost to keep the lions going?
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Quote from: JudgeNot on January 08, 2004, 11:25:31 AM
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes???
Oklahoma Howdy to Brother JudgeNot,
I'm wondering if two mosquitoes may be saying the same thing about bats, birds, and humans. It's all a matter of perspective.
Love In Christ,
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Ya know – Blackeyed –
You and I probably speak almost the same language. I spent the years from age 4 to my early 20’s near Amarillo. I frequently tell people that ‘Texan’ is the only foreign language I speak fluently. You know – words like ‘fixinda’, ‘ferda’ ‘hairyback’ and ‘suppersat’:
“Martha Mae! I be fixinda run down to the farm store and git tars ferda John Deer.”
“Ok Jeff Bob. Hairyback – suppersat sundown.”
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Ya know – Blackeyed –
You and I probably speak almost the same language. I spent the years from age 4 to my early 20’s near Amarillo. I frequently tell people that ‘Texan’ is the only foreign language I speak fluently. You know – words like ‘fixinda’, ‘ferda’ ‘hairyback’ and ‘suppersat’:
“Martha Mae! I be fixinda run down to the farm store and git tars ferda John Deer.”
“Ok Jeff Bob. Hairyback – suppersat sundown.”
LOL That's kinda like Hoosier-speak! Words like
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crick
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Oklahoma Howdy to Brother JudgeNot,
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“Ok Jeff Bob. Hairyback – suppersat sundown.”
Yep! Ya'll might be my cuz.
Iben noing them Bobs fer yars.
Jeff Bob
Billy Bob
Jethro Bob
Bubba Bob
Jim Bob
Malinda Sue Bob
Sally Sue Bob
Tiny Bob
and
Bob Bob
Love In Christ,
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