Ok, apos, I'm gonna say to you what I eventually say to everybody, and I don't care if you're bitter about it -- grammar is your FRIEND. That being said...
Anyone have any stories?
I do. Well, actually, it's my former Youth Pastor's but whatever. He was friends with a guy who was really into letting demons and evil spirits possess him. So they were driving down the highway...and then they went to a chicken wings stand, and the guy was possessed, and my Youth Pastor "exorcised" the demon, per se...Ok, it's choppy, but it was a really cool story back in seventh grade.
I agree with you on the English but I don't think English is apos' mother tongue.
Choppy! I'll say! Remind me never to go to a chicken wings stand.