I wonder if ol' Blackeyedpeas can sing?
Most of the answer was given correctly, and I don't understand how they remembered such details.
YES - Only in the shower.
YES - Only when my wife isn't home.
But someone filed a complaint against me the last time I sang. They called Animal Welfare and said I had a wounded wolf in the house. So, there are additional requirements my wife set for me now:
Bucket over head - duct-taped on.
Full-moon.
(Small Print: I'm beginning to think that they don't want to hear me sing.)
By the way, I have an Elvis outfit for sale cheap. It was only tried on once and used for less than 2 minutes.