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« on: May 13, 2008, 04:05:31 PM »

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet, and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how can I tell her?"

Meanwhile, the wife was in the bed saying to herself, "Now how can I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how can I tell him gently?

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've got a confession to make."

She says, "So have I, love." To which he replies, "Wait, let me guess...you've eaten my socks!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 05:52:13 PM »

 Grin   Grin  Thanks - I needed this laugh.
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