God sued over pestilence and terror

[David_james]

Wednesday Sep 19, 11:32 AM
 


WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.

 
State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.


The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.


It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.


Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.


He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.


Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.

[David_james]

this is foolishness. Noone can judge God!

[nChrist]

this is foolishness. Noone can judge God!

Amen Brother David!

A person with any common sense wouldn't dare even hint to be judging ALMIGHTY GOD.

Love In Christ,
Tom

   

[Maryjane]

God will not be mocked...

[Soldier4Christ]

'God' apparently responds to agnostics lawsuit
'This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here – poof!'

A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!" Friend said.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.

Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.

There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.

Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.

[Soldier4Christ]

This whole thing is indeed becoming a mockery of God.

[airIam2worship]

This is to inform those agnostics how God Almighty feels about anything they say or do

De 32:35 To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.

They will get their reward:

De 32:41 If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me.

He will show Himself and His power.

Ps 94:1 ¶ O LORD God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself.

God will not be mocked and He will take action.

Ps 149:7 To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;

And so that they know that God is not a man, this is what He has to say to them.

 Isa 47:3 Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet thee as a man.


It's time these agnostics woke up and realize that even every breath they take belongs to God and He can take it from them anytime He feels like it.

I just hope there are a lot of agnostics reading this.

[nChrist]

Amen Sister Maria!

As far as I'm concerned, it's the ultimate ignorance to mock GOD. Surely these idiots have a little question in their minds about HIS existence, but they mock HIM anyway.

AND, if HE doesn't exist, why are they mocking SOMEONE who doesn't exist?

They obviously aren't very smart in any way one wishes to look at a situation like this.