Patriot Vol. 07 No. 36 Chronicle | 05 September 2007
DEZINFORMATSIAThis week’s “Non Sequitur” Award: “[T]he White House is trying to stay detached from Senator Craig in much the same way the White House has tried to stay removed from the lingering Gulf Coast problems since Hurricane Katrina.” — MSNBC’s David Shuster, making a long connection ++ “And I think people feel that maybe the government is not funding the money fast enough because they don’t want people to really come back [to New Orleans].” — CNN’s Soledad O’Brien
Open minded: “The administration, this time relying on Gen. David Petraeus to play the Colin Powell role, has had remarkable success creating the perception that the ‘surge’ is succeeding, even though there’s not a shred of verifiable evidence to suggest that it is.” — The New York Times’ Paul Krugman
Au contraire: “No one has alleged any wrongdoing by the Clinton campaign.” — NBC’s Lisa Myers on fishy Clinton donations from a fugitive from justice **We have!
http://archive.PatriotPost.US/pub/07-35_Digest/page-2.phpHot air: “Across the globe, the number of category 4 and 5 hurricanes has almost doubled over the past 30 years. Some scientists say the cause is global warming.” — ABC’s John Berman with the same old scare story
Commie apologists: “At 81, Castro has outlasted nine U.S. presidents since his 1959 revolution turned Cuba into a thorn in Washington’s side by building a communist society about 90 miles offshore from the United States.” — Reuters **“Well, yes, by staying in power by force, of course Castro has ‘outlasted’ presidents who must face the voters and whose time in office is constitutionally limited.” — James Taranto ++ “He is not a left wing guy.” — Bill Maher on John Edwards
Newspulper Headlines: Everything Is His Fault!: “Bush War Leaves Central African Villages Deserted” — Reuters ++ “Human Family Tree Now a Tangled, Messy Bush” — LiveScience.com
We Fault Editors of Headline Writers: “State Faults Teachers of English Learners” — Arizona Republic
Do We Really Need This Kind of Name Calling?: “Clinton, Edwards Butt Heads” — Portsmouth (NH) Herald News
And We Know How Prone He Is to Distraction: “Bill Clinton’s Challenge: Keep Focus on His Wife” — The New York Times
New Mexico Must Grossly Underpay Its Governor: “Richardson Calls for College Loan Help” — Associated Press
News You Can Use: “That Strange Object in the Sky? It’s the Sun” — Wausau (WI) Daily Herald (Thanks to The Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto)
THE DEMO-GOGUESNothing like socialism: “It requires that everybody be covered. It requires that everybody get preventive care. If you are going to be in the system, you can’t choose not to go to the doctor for 20 years. You have to go in and be checked and make sure that you are OK.” — John Edwards on his universal-healthcare plan
“Friendly” fire: “George Bush and Dick Cheney may have turned divisive, special interest politics into an art form, but it was there before they got to Washington... There are those who tout their experience working the system in Washington, but the problem is the system in Washington isn’t working for us, and it hasn’t been for a very long time.” — Barack Obama with not-so-veiled shots at Hillary
Excuses, excuses: “When you have as many contributors as I’m fortunate enough to have, we do the very best job we can based on the information available to us to make appropriate vetting decisions and this one was a big surprise to everybody.” — Hillary **What, no “vast, right-wing conspiracy”?
Constitutional scholars: “The idea that the Constitution forbids a government to ban any type of weapon regardless of the reasons is unsupportable. It is plainly relevant that the District [of Columbia] allows residents to possess other perfectly effective firearms, especially given how much more death and misery handguns have caused than those other firearms.” — DC Mayor Adrian Fenty, pledging to continue the fight for DC’s gun ban **Who knew that handguns had minds of their own, going around causing death and misery without help from people. ++ “I’ve learned you bring change by working in the system established by Constitution. You can’t pretend the system doesn’t exist.” — Hillary, who daily pretends the Constitution
http://PatriotPost.US/histdocs/constitution/ doesn’t exist
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