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« on: September 02, 2007, 08:22:41 PM »

I'm positive several of y'all can relate to this...............

The New Alphabet...

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's  be a bit more realistic instead.

Now.............

The New Alphabet 2007

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's < I> the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?

D   is for dental  decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. Shocked

H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it  be low,
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J  is for  joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L is for life, what happened to my age?
M  is for  memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!

P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is  for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow,
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.

W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X- ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have -- in my mind.
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 09:08:23 PM »

 Grin   Grin    ROFL!

What if we need a second alphabet?
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 10:07:28 PM »

I have but one comment:

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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2007, 10:14:32 PM »

Grin   Grin    ROFL!

What if we need a second alphabet?
Then you get to make it up brother..............
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2007, 10:35:57 AM »

LOL this was good!
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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2007, 12:56:30 PM »

 Grin

I think that I figured out the alphabet problem. We can just assign numbers also to each letter of the alphabet and maybe have enough categories. Examples:

A1 - Arthritis
A2 - Alzheimer's

U1 - Urinary
U2 - Ugly

W1 - Worry
W2 - Worms
W3 - Warts


We could even add a small-case letter of "t" for temporary or "p" for permanent on the end of the classification.  Example:

U2p
W3t

 Grin  NOW - I think that we have a system that will work.

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