Things that make you say Hmmmm

[4JC]

Hi everyone,

Things that make you say Hmmmmm;


When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?


Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?


If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? --Dennis Miller


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? (lol My favorite)
 

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?


         

 
If you know of anymore, or want to make one up, please post it.  


God bless
4JC



 

[Ambassador4Christ]

 Hmmmm  

[Whitehorse]

Why is priceless the opposite of worthless?

[nChrist]

I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that I was awake and woke up and found out I was asleep. - Family I Think?

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I wanted to check and make sure I had the right house key, so I stuck it in the lock to try it. The house started right up, so I drove it around the block. - Comedian I can't remember.

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I went to the doctor and told him I broke my arm in two places. He told me not to go to those two places anymore. - Comedian I can't remember.

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Just remember, wherever you go, there you are! - Unknown

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In Christ,
Tom

[4JC]

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
 
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[peachykeen]

lol heres a real stumper-
If the universe if expanding, what is it expanding into?  

Oh, and if you really want to freak someone out when they tell you to think outside the box say: are you sure its a box?

[4JC]

"Oh, and if you really want to freak someone out when they tell you to think outside the box say: are you sure its a box?"

LOL

[4JC]

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


 

[4JC]

      How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
 
       

[Forrest]

   His head is not covered by that bullet proof suit.

[4JC]

Was it the suit? Sounds like a future topic for debate. LOL

[peachykeen]

LOL.  But wasn't superman bullet proof all over?  I mean, in Smallville he is, unless its Kryptonite bullets.  
is there a synonym for synonym? j/w.

[4JC]

When people say "they'll debate anything here", their not joking. LOL  What if the bullets are kryptonite, but the gun isn't, does the "kryptonite rule" still apply?LOL

[Tibby]

Yeah, you thought I was just screwing with youre head head, didn't you?

And yes, the Bullet can nad Krypto and the gun not and still kill him. What if someone just chunked krypto at him? would it be like a normal rock hitting a normal gu,y or have a more painful effect?

[Willowbirch]

That depends on where you hit him, how fast the rock was going, how sharp it was, and if Superman's x-ray vision didn't see it first and dodge. Oh, and if you were the prime bad guy - forget it. He never ultimately wins. If he did, broadcasting networks would lose a lot of money.