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« on: October 25, 2003, 05:07:11 AM » |
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Hi everyone, Things that make you say Hmmmmm;  When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? --Dennis Miller If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? (lol My favorite) What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?  If you know of anymore, or want to make one up, please post it. God bless 4JC |
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2003, 06:46:34 PM » |
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Why is priceless the opposite of worthless?
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2003, 10:45:57 PM » |
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I had a dream the other night. I dreamed that I was awake and woke up and found out I was asleep. - Family I Think?
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I wanted to check and make sure I had the right house key, so I stuck it in the lock to try it. The house started right up, so I drove it around the block. - Comedian I can't remember.
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I went to the doctor and told him I broke my arm in two places. He told me not to go to those two places anymore. - Comedian I can't remember.
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Just remember, wherever you go, there you are! - Unknown
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In Christ,
Tom
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4JC
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2003, 04:14:28 AM » |
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? |
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2003, 02:59:39 PM » |
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lol heres a real stumper-
If the universe if expanding, what is it expanding into?
Oh, and if you really want to freak someone out when they tell you to think outside the box say: are you sure its a box?
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Do not be decieved,Wormwood.Our cause is never more in danger than when a human,no longer desiring,but still intending to do God's will,looks round upon a universe from which every trace of Him seems to have vanished,and asks why he has been forsaken,and still obeys.-CS Lewis,Screwtape
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2003, 01:15:47 AM » |
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If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? |
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2003, 01:56:21 AM » |
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?  |
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2003, 02:02:29 AM » |
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His head is not covered by that bullet proof suit.
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Your Brother In Christ Forrest  ROM 12:5 So we, [being] many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.  |
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2003, 03:08:35 AM » |
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Was it the suit? Sounds like a future topic for debate. LOL
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2003, 09:39:29 PM » |
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LOL. But wasn't superman bullet proof all over? I mean, in Smallville he is, unless its Kryptonite bullets.
is there a synonym for synonym? j/w.
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Do not be decieved,Wormwood.Our cause is never more in danger than when a human,no longer desiring,but still intending to do God's will,looks round upon a universe from which every trace of Him seems to have vanished,and asks why he has been forsaken,and still obeys.-CS Lewis,Screwtape
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2003, 02:00:52 AM » |
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When people say "they'll debate anything here", their not joking. LOL What if the bullets are kryptonite, but the gun isn't, does the "kryptonite rule" still apply?LOL
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2003, 08:56:02 AM » |
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Yeah, you thought I was just screwing with youre head head, didn't you? And yes, the Bullet can nad Krypto and the gun not and still kill him. What if someone just chunked krypto at him? would it be like a normal rock hitting a normal gu,y or have a more painful effect? |
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Was there ever a time when Common sence was common?
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2003, 12:54:59 PM » |
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That depends on where you hit him, how fast the rock was going, how sharp it was, and if Superman's x-ray vision didn't see it first and dodge. Oh, and if you were the prime bad guy - forget it. He never ultimately wins. If he did, broadcasting networks would lose a lot of money.
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"Man dreams and desires; God broods, and wills, and quickens."
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