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« on: September 22, 2003, 02:13:15 PM »

This was in my mail. Ordinarily I do not care for most e-mail junk. This seemed good. Maybe you have read it already, maybe some havn't. Here it is.



DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE

Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.

Keep straight and go through the Green Light,

which is Jesus Christ.

There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith,

which is over troubled water.

When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.

You are on the King's Highway - Heaven-bound.

Keep going for three miles:

One for the Father, One for the Son,  and One for the Holy Ghost.

Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.

From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.

Keep straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road.

As you go on your way, Yield not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.

Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.

Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue.

Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.

However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane,

Persecution Blvd. and Trials and Tribulations Ave.

But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead

AMEN!!!!!

 
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2003, 04:16:46 PM »

That's very inspiring!  Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2003, 06:36:09 PM »

Thank you Ollie.
I liked it very much. And I copied and pasted to an e-mail I sent my sister in Florida. She will love it, and send it to the over 100 people she has on her e-mail list.

Love in Christ.   Roy.
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