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« on: November 06, 2006, 10:59:26 PM »
An atheist was walking through the woods one day, admiring all that evolution had created.  Suddenly he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw an 8 foot grizzly bear beginning to charge toward him.
 
     He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him  Running faster yet, he looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding in his chest. He tried to run faster. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground.
 
     As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him.  The atheist cried..."OH GOD!..." 

     Time stopped.  The bear froze.  The forest was silent.  Even the river stopped moving.  As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from the sky.

     "YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT.  NOW, YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU AND DAMN THIS BEAR?    AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A CHRISTIAN?"

    The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "Why don't you try and make the bear a Christian?"
     "VERY WELL," said the voice.  The light went out.   The river ran.   The sounds of the forest resumed.   ... and the bear dropped down to his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive."
 
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 11:12:25 PM »
AMEN!!!

The glory of God, knows no bounds.  What ever His will, will be done!
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 11:21:51 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 03:50:52 PM »
LOL!  Cheesy This shorld be add to "Laughter (Good Medicine)" topic!
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2006, 09:43:06 PM »
Thats the funniest joke ive heard in a long long time LOL
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 04:14:42 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 02:51:11 PM »
I heard that a long time ago & have since used that story MANY times! I absolutely love it and oh how true it is!!! Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2007, 02:10:19 AM »
I like the bear!


Psalms 14:1 the fool hath said in his heart there is no God!
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2007, 05:36:47 PM »
started laughing before the punch line  good one
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