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Kris777
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« on: August 17, 2006, 01:37:56 AM »
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Hearing Aid
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a 
number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was 
able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that 
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and
the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must
be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh , I haven't told my family yet. I
just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've 
changed my will three times!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 01:39:58 AM »
Now that is funny.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2006, 01:42:50 AM »


      
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 01:59:31 AM »
Those smilies look like they are bipolar are something.  Sorry but that is what first pops in my head.  It's cute. Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2006, 02:05:41 AM »
Quote from: Kris777 on August 17, 2006, 01:59:31 AM
Those smilies look like they are bipolar are something.  Sorry but that is what first pops in my head.  It's cute. Cheesy


   
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2006, 12:31:16 PM »
RORL...now that was funny
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2006, 03:53:08 PM »
That's good
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2006, 04:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Kris777 on August 17, 2006, 01:59:31 AM
Those smilies look like they are bipolar are something.  Sorry but that is what first pops in my head.  It's cute. Cheesy

Now THAT is a hoot  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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