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« on: April 27, 2006, 10:44:27 PM »

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty
Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima sang "You'll Be Going Up" and delivered the eulogy and
lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John and Jane
Dough, and they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.


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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 11:09:14 PM »

That celebritiy list is full of ghosts.    Grin Grin Grin

I heard the California Rasins met their demise from being dehydrated. Mrs. Butterworth got stuck in a sticky situation and was flattened like a pancake. Hungry Jack starved to death. Betty broke her crockery. Hostess Twinkies was kidnapped by a group of racoons. And Captain Crunch met his maker with a car cruncher.

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 11:43:07 PM »

That celebritiy list is full of ghosts.    Grin Grin Grin

I heard the California Rasins met their demise from being dehydrated. Mrs. Butterworth got stuck in a sticky situation and was flattened like a pancake. Hungry Jack starved to death. Betty broke her crockery. Hostess Twinkies was kidnapped by a group of racoons. And Captain Crunch met his maker with a car cruncher.



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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2006, 10:58:51 AM »

and that's not all I heard fruity pebbles got put in a straight jacket and hauled off to a padded cell not far from where coco puff was allegedly seen blown up by that little elf from the Kebbler factory.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2006, 01:31:10 PM »

Well what about the Alka-Seltzer boy. He was accidently dropped into a glass of water. He disappeared into nothing.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2006, 01:42:43 PM »

plop plop fiz fiz

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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2006, 01:57:22 PM »

plop plop fiz fiz

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YUP I'm suprised you didn't do that one.........  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2006, 02:00:40 PM »

I don't do alka seltzer.   Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2006, 02:04:20 PM »

I don't do alka seltzer.   Grin Grin Grin
Neither do I brother, I just remember the commerical. They had an old-time commericals (show) on the other day.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2006, 02:53:09 PM »

Lol. Poor Pillsbury. He made good croissants. Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2006, 09:14:15 PM »

That celebritiy list is full of ghosts.    Grin Grin Grin

I heard the California Rasins met their demise from being dehydrated. Mrs. Butterworth got stuck in a sticky situation and was flattened like a pancake. Hungry Jack starved to death. Betty broke her crockery. Hostess Twinkies was kidnapped by a group of racoons. And Captain Crunch met his maker with a car cruncher.

I thought Cap'n Crunch was taken out by a Cereal Killer???

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