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« on: February 28, 2006, 10:56:16 PM »

We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern
life.
But have you wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice
mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:

Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following
options:

    * Press 1 for Requests
    * Press 2 for Thanksgiving
    * Press 3 for Complaints
    * Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

What if God used the familiar excuse...

"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other saints right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it
was received, so please stay on the line."

Can you imagine getting these responses as you call God in Prayer:

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his
or her social security number, then press the pound key. (If you get a
negative response, try area code 666.) For reservations at "My Father's
House," please enter J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6. For answers to nagging
questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is,
please wait until you arrive here.

or...

Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up
and try again tomorrow so that others may have a chance to get through.

Arent you glad God doesnt have voicemail???
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