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« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2004, 08:10:10 PM »

I'm posting the 60th post on this thread!!!  Cool

To remain on-topic, I'll say, CATS ARE EVIL! Grin
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« Reply #61 on: June 20, 2004, 10:47:19 PM »

I'm posting the 60th post on this thread!!!  Cool

To remain on-topic, I'll say, CATS ARE EVIL! Grin


ummmmm That's Only Your Personal Opinion! Cats are Not Evil!!!! The only one Person is Really Evil and that's the devil. So, I hope & Pray we all respect each other's opinions and views and be true Christian's Towards Each other. Remember God Loved you First Before I did!!


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« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2004, 09:46:52 PM »

I respect everybody's opinion on this matter, and saying cats are evil is an intentional exageration, sort of like a political cartoon. It's hardly serious.  Tongue
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« Reply #63 on: June 22, 2004, 02:36:42 AM »

I'm posting the 60th post on this thread!!!  Cool

To remain on-topic, I'll say, CATS ARE EVIL! Grin


Got you Yoyostick. Cats are nice, and friendly.
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« Reply #64 on: June 24, 2004, 04:50:37 PM »

I'm posting the 60th post on this thread!!!  Cool

To remain on-topic, I'll say, CATS ARE EVIL! Grin


Got you Yoyostick. Cats are nice, and friendly.


I'm assuming those pictures mean something, but I woudln't know. grrrrr Angry
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« Reply #65 on: June 25, 2004, 02:24:12 PM »

When I got married my wife to be, had a cat.  

I told her it could come into the marriage but only if it was a yard cat.  

She declined for some reason, even after I volunteered to dig the hole and everything.

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« Reply #66 on: June 28, 2004, 05:43:58 PM »

I respect everybody's opinion on this matter, and saying cats are evil is an intentional exageration, sort of like a political cartoon. It's hardly serious.  Tongue

What he said!  Wink
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« Reply #67 on: June 28, 2004, 05:44:57 PM »

When I got married my wife to be, had a cat.  

I told her it could come into the marriage but only if it was a yard cat.  

She declined for some reason, even after I volunteered to dig the hole and everything.

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Too funny! ROFL! I just can't imagine why she would decline such a generous offer!  Grin
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« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2004, 12:26:23 AM »

I'm posting the 60th post on this thread!!!  Cool

To remain on-topic, I'll say, CATS ARE EVIL! Grin


Got you Yoyostick. Cats are nice, and friendly.


I'm assuming those pictures mean something, but I woudln't know. grrrrr Angry
 [hijack] It means cats are loyal, my cats will attack anyone that comes into my home uninvited. [/hijack]
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« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2004, 06:38:12 AM »

 [hijack] It means cats are loyal, my cats will attack anyone that comes into my home uninvited. [/hijack]

If you're looking for attack cats, you may want to try this one:

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« Reply #70 on: June 29, 2004, 02:14:16 PM »

 [hijack] It means cats are loyal, my cats will attack anyone that comes into my home uninvited. [/hijack]

If you're looking for attack cats, you may want to try this one:

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Make that one a calico and you have Hoppity. She will attack anyone who doesn't belong in the house, unless I am with them. Grin
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« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2004, 03:20:39 PM »

Roller Skates
 
A cat dies and goes to Heaven, God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years.  Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
 
The cat says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.'  God says, 'Say no more.'  And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.  A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven.  God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
 
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run.  We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms.  If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.'  God says, 'Say no more.'  And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
 
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.  The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.  God gently wakes him and asks,
 
'How are you doing"  Are you happy here?'
 
The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life.  And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!'
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« Reply #72 on: June 30, 2004, 04:04:59 PM »

Now wait just a sec......How can you say that? "Cats are evil" Just look at this precious, sweet creature...

Ok......well maybe not that one, lol........But l@@k at these *cuties*...Cats are loving, sweet, Etc. SmileySmiley




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« Reply #73 on: June 30, 2004, 05:50:40 PM »

Now wait just a sec......How can you say that? "Cats are evil" Just look at this precious, sweet creature...

Ok......well maybe not that one, lol........But l@@k at these *cuties*...Cats are loving, sweet, Etc. SmileySmiley






Yeah, real cute. He's probably making that cute face because he just ate your bird, destroyed your couch, and went to the bathroom in some excluded corner of the house. Grin

And that first one, no he's not evil. I think "mentally unstable" would be a better way to put it. Cool
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« Reply #74 on: July 01, 2004, 11:19:52 AM »

BBQ Anybody?

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