POLL: What is a TROLL?

[2nd Timothy]

The first poster who can prove they have been struck by a lightning bolt will be declared the winner, acknowledged to have the only correct answer, and be awarded the grand prize of one happy meal. SMALL PRINT: the grand prize will be awarded in portions annually for a 5 year period starting in the year 2020.

Actually I can't prove it, but I have been hit by lightning before.  

OK, no comments from the peanut gallery now!  

I got your pic for you 2T.



I always knew you were a little fried around the edges.

That would fall under the catagory of original recipe...NOT extra crispy!  


As funny as it is, I assure you it really did happen!  (happy meals or not!)  lol

[Evangelist]

All of the above plus a few others, a few of which I have managed to capture during my career.  Actually, they're not that hard to capture, since they're just like flies and other pesky critters. Simply be yourself, in which case you will stand out in any crowd, and they'll show up to take a potshot...since most of them act like they're on grass & toked up pretty good, the "pot" part of the shot has a little more meaning. Unfortunately, since they are very slippery creatures, it's a little hard to get them pinned down....they just do what their first cousins (la cucaracha) do and hide in the cracks.

Here are some photos that have been taken and placed in the Rogue's Gallery of Troll Phenotypes.....enjoy.

[nChrist]

'm almost sure that I remember being lifted into a lightning storm. My memory hasn't been that great since they put these bolts in my neck.

Humph....no wonder you don't remember. That was a tornado, Dorothy, and you were in Kansas, and it was ToTo that got the bolts in the neck!!

Brother,

My wife told me we weren't in Kansas any more, but I didn't believe her.  

Munchkins come out singing - "Follow the yellow brick road."  

And then Toto bit me.  

So, I clicked my purple high heels together and woke up in Oklahoma.  

UM??? - What am I doing in high heels?  

(Small print:  Please don't make me go see the wizard again!)

[Shammu]

'm almost sure that I remember being lifted into a lightning storm. My memory hasn't been that great since they put these bolts in my neck.

Humph....no wonder you don't remember. That was a tornado, Dorothy, and you were in Kansas, and it was ToTo that got the bolts in the neck!!

Brother,

My wife told me we weren't in Kansas any more, but I didn't believe her.  

Munchkins come out singing - "Follow the yellow brick road."  

And then Toto bit me.  

So, I clicked my purple high heels together and woke up in Oklahoma.  

UM??? - What am I doing in high heels?  

(Small print:  Please don't make me go see the wizard again!)

No, no, no, you are wearing your ruby red slippers.