Our own CU awards 2005

[Soldier4Christ]

500 post in 5 days?? Wow, I didn't even realise it was that many.    No wonder my fingers and hands are cramping.  

Not use to using them?

I think that the GWI made rigor mortis set in a long time ago.

[Soldier4Christ]

Hmmmm ...  I just realised something .....  DW was able to keep the difference between my number of posts and the number of his posts ahead of mine plus to add quite a few. Now who does that make a posting nut??

I never said, I wasn't a posting nut. I recieved the award, last year.  In fact, it was a no contest for the posting nut award.

I think it is still a no contest award for you.

 

[cris]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

I know the truth but I'm not telling.

 

NO NO NO......................U do not!  U just think U do! heehee
And, if you think BEP knows, ya better think twice about that.  Lookit..............he used to always call me Brother, then, he started calling me Sister, and now he's back to calling me Brother.  

Well, I have noticed PR, that you don't call me anything.  Oh, I get it now.  You don't want to chance being wrong.  Oh, OK.  I understand..............really I do.

I don't think i've ever called you a sister, or brother.

I don't think you have either, DW.  You must have an opinion though.

[cris]

That;s tru Cris, with all the hijacking and everything else going on you never know we might just start mispelling words just to keep you REAL busy. I might even start posting some things in Spanish for you.

airIam2worship just divulged (by slip of tongue) that she's a hijacker. heehee  Careful everyone!  Watch her now!

Hey...........ALL Spanish words are misspelled.     I never could understand it!  And, NO, I am not correcting the whole of the Spanish language!  Much to much of a task for even the official CS er, I mean CU, spellchecker!

but...but.. I haven't hijacked anything yet....
and look at it this way what a fun way to learn a new language.  as for YOUR slip of the tongue CS / CU  reminded me of Crime Scene Unit  Are you 'fessing' up to something? HHHMMMMM???

Another slip of the tongue...................YET.  Go ahead, keep it up.  Sooner or later........................you'll get caught.  It's just a matter of time now!  

NO.........I don't want to learn a new language.  English keeps me real busy.............too busy, especially here at CU.   The "CS" belongs to allinall.  Hmmm, maybe he's the one 'fessin up to something, hhhmmmmm!!!!!!  It could be that hormonal imbalance of his, you know.  Yea, I think that's what it is.  Unless, oh no, I just don't want to go there.

 

Well how about ASL? That is also an American language.

You're sure...............you're absolutely sure, huh.

[cris]

Chris, why don't you want anyone to know what your gender is?? " 'splain to me"

What in the world ever led you to that conclusion?

[cris]

Bee that asit may, i too would like to keep crhis busyer buy helping her at her knew job of splel cheker and gramer spescialist.  Its my dezire ni life too be as big of an help too my borthers and sistsers in Christ so Im' making this sensor promise write now too hepl crhis ni her knew endever as are spellcheckers and grammer chekcer by given her very opportoonitly too chke spelling an gremar four any undo errers she mite find in every sentance, parigraf, and punctuailty mark that i poast form here an out but limeted two this thred alown beecuse I will drive mself nots if i half too kep speling bad as I mysef am a verytable wallking dicktonary of spelllin perfectnes an gramamaticul genus.

That sed, i saloon you crihs one you're knew potition on SU!  

 

HER?   HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

OK allinall, I'll make a deal with ya.  You go back to elementary school, and when you graduate, I'll help you then, because, at this time, I'd have to devote all my time to you.  I wouldn't be able to help anyone else.  Now, you wouldn't want to deprive your brothers and sisters of help, would ya?  

Oh, just an after thought.  I've heard that new testosterone in the home helps with spelling.  Just once a year for several years...............that's all.........allinall!!!hehe

I've tried to get back into elementary school!  But they won't let me!  Something about having naturally bald kindergartners...

 

Another excuse, yet!!!!





 

[cris]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

OK allinall............you knew very well that it was a typo.  You just wanted to   me.  I'm going to have to be more careful from here in on out, 'cause of being the official CU spellchecker, being exalted and supreme and all that, per BEP.  Then, I guess I will be able to prove my self-respect.  It just isn't fair what one small typo did to my reputation.  It just isn't fair that you exploited my typo error and exposed it, when I was willing to help you out!  Now, I must teach you appreciation and gratitude, taboot!

[cris]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

I think you're right.  This work IS getting dangerous.  How do you know these things before they happen?  If I become a cop, will I know these things, too?  Second thought, no, I don't want to be a cop.  I'll just depend on you.

   

[cris]

HER?  HER?  What makes ya think that I'm a HER? tehe

...because...

Hello Sister Chris,

Oh exalted keeper of the spelling bee and supreme spell checker! If the work gets too dangerous, you might consider a ballistic vest and a sidearm.

Brother Tom's a cop.  He knows these things!   That and the fact that no self respecting male would use the expression "tehe"!  

BEP,

Hey, wait a minute.  After I posted, I realized you called me Sister.  Last week you called me Brother.  I'm now wondering just exactly what it is you know.

[cris]

Nope not the "C" word in the greeting.

It had to do with a spouse.

Don't believe it................just plain don't believe it.  Are you sure it had to do with MY spouse?  OK PR, what did I say or do?  Tell me, without divulging the gender!  Are you ABSOLUTELY sure it wasn't a DELIBERATE slip of the tongue?

I can't remember the details as I deleted it all as I promised you I would but the spouses name was involved identifying the spouses sex. So it's either that or you have a situation similar to a "boy named Sue" or a "girl named George" (won't say which way it is though). You also mentioned the adjective given for the spouse as in "My ................ ".

No boy named Sue or girl named George situation.  I printed out my messages to you and could not find anything that pertained to what you speak of.  I was just ready to throw out all that stuff.  If I neglected to print out that particular one, and I mentioned my husband or my wife, then was it a deliberate slip of the tongue?  Will you ever know for sure, PR?

You didn't look hard enough. The evidence was there.

 

YES I DID LOOK HARD ENOUGH!  I used a super duper (hmm, I'm wondering if those words are going to render me self-respect-less?) magnifying glass.  I didn't miss a thing.

[cris]

That;s tru Cris, with all the hijacking and everything else going on you never know we might just start mispelling words just to keep you REAL busy. I might even start posting some things in Spanish for you.

airIam2worship just divulged (by slip of tongue) that she's a hijacker. heehee  Careful everyone!  Watch her now!

Hey...........ALL Spanish words are misspelled.     I never could understand it!  And, NO, I am not correcting the whole of the Spanish language!  Much to much of a task for even the official CS er, I mean CU, spellchecker!

but...but.. I haven't hijacked anything yet....
and look at it this way what a fun way to learn a new language.  as for YOUR slip of the tongue CS / CU  reminded me of Crime Scene Unit  Are you 'fessing' up to something? HHHMMMMM???

Another slip of the tongue...................YET.  Go ahead, keep it up.  Sooner or later........................you'll get caught.  It's just a matter of time now!  

NO.........I don't want to learn a new language.  English keeps me real busy.............too busy, especially here at CU.   The "CS" belongs to allinall.  Hmmm, maybe he's the one 'fessin up to something, hhhmmmmm!!!!!!  It could be that hormonal imbalance of his, you know.  Yea, I think that's what it is.  Unless, oh no, I just don't want to go there.

 

I'm NOT having a hormonal imbalance!  I cook because I like too.  I clean because I have too.  I do my daughters hair because...wait.  I don't feel so good now...I'm going to go watch football.  Maybe Gladiator.  Probably both...

I thought you were beginning to see clearly, allinall.  You finally agreed you had a hormonal imbalance, but then you turned right around and denied it in your next post.  Based on what I just said, you're very indecisive, which is proof positive of a hormonal imbalance!  Now, you must settle down a bit and get some help....................more of little testosterones running around the house should do it.  No promises though.  HEHE  Yep, that's what they're called.




 

[cris]

That;s tru Cris, with all the hijacking and everything else going on you never know we might just start mispelling words just to keep you REAL busy. I might even start posting some things in Spanish for you.

airIam2worship just divulged (by slip of tongue) that she's a hijacker. heehee  Careful everyone!  Watch her now!

Hey...........ALL Spanish words are misspelled.     I never could understand it!  And, NO, I am not correcting the whole of the Spanish language!  Much to much of a task for even the official CS er, I mean CU, spellchecker!

but...but.. I haven't hijacked anything yet....
and look at it this way what a fun way to learn a new language.  as for YOUR slip of the tongue CS / CU  reminded me of Crime Scene Unit  Are you 'fessing' up to something? HHHMMMMM???

Another slip of the tongue...................YET.  Go ahead, keep it up.  Sooner or later........................you'll get caught.  It's just a matter of time now!  

NO.........I don't want to learn a new language.  English keeps me real busy.............too busy, especially here at CU.   The "CS" belongs to allinall.  Hmmm, maybe he's the one 'fessin up to something, hhhmmmmm!!!!!!  It could be that hormonal imbalance of his, you know.  Yea, I think that's what it is.  Unless, oh no, I just don't want to go there.

 

I'm NOT having a hormonal imbalance!  I cook because I like too.  I clean because I have too.  I do my daughters hair because...wait.  I don't feel so good now...I'm going to go watch football.  Maybe Gladiator.  Probably both...

Throw in some Nascar and maybe some wrestling .... it might help.

 

Oh, no, no no, no, no, PR.  He's confused enough!!!

[cris]

I would rather watch corn grow.

A great past time sport. I miss doing that.It is especailly good toward the end of the growing season when there is a watermelon patch in the middle of the corn field.


Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.

No, a strawberry patch, which I started picking today. Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.

Now, which is it that you're doing DW?  Pickin' strawberries or pickin' patches?  


 

[Soldier4Christ]

"taboot" "duper"  

You need to share what dictionary you are using.  

It wouldn't happen to be the "Official Dogpatch Dictionary" would it? We uns'll havta talk ta Lil Abner bout dat.

 

[cris]

"taboot" "duper"  

You need to share what dictionary you are using.  

It wouldn't happen to be the "Official Dogpatch Dictionary" would it? We uns'll havta talk ta Lil Abner bout dat.

 

It's the CU Official Spellchecker DICTIONARY!!!  I'm innocent!  I'm not at fault.  Now wait a minute here, I'm THE official spellchecker.  I AM NOT the official spellchecker CU DICTIONARY.  It's CU's fault.  I've been voted in with an outdated dictionary.  Taint fair.  I'll now have to check to see whether the Dogpatch Dictionary is more up to date.  I'll just bet it is.