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The Crusader
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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2004, 05:48:29 AM »

A Christian walk's by a religious building and reads a sign saying, "Welcome To Our United Segregated Group" Our services are held up twice weelly by pastor Shyster called a gift offering to avoid rendering unto Cesar. All doctrinal bible studies will be privately interpreted by our head office to avoid personal discreation. Mrs. Backslid will be singing, "I Wonce Was Saved But Now On Probation" while quire hums "Paid In Full" Healing services may be postponed due to illness. So be paying for unity and indoctrinate other labeled groups.Signed; The labeled self righteous group of law and grace in your hometown.


WOW!!!!

Thanks Ambassador Wink

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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2004, 07:28:20 AM »

A Christian walk's by a religious building and reads a sign saying, "Welcome To Our United Segregated Group" Our services are held up twice weelly by pastor Shyster called a gift offering to avoid rendering unto Cesar. All doctrinal bible studies will be privately interpreted by our head office to avoid personal discreation. Mrs. Backslid will be singing, "I Wonce Was Saved But Now On Probation" while quire hums "Paid In Full" Healing services may be postponed due to illness. So be paying for unity and indoctrinate other labeled groups.Signed; The labeled self righteous group of law and grace in your hometown.


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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2004, 09:15:29 AM »

A Christian walk's by a religious building and reads a sign saying, "Welcome To Our United Segregated Group" Our services are held up twice weelly by pastor Shyster called a gift offering to avoid rendering unto Cesar. All doctrinal bible studies will be privately interpreted by our head office to avoid personal discreation. Mrs. Backslid will be singing, "I Wonce Was Saved But Now On Probation" while quire hums "Paid In Full" Healing services may be postponed due to illness. So be paying for unity and indoctrinate other labeled groups.Signed; The labeled self righteous group of law and grace in your hometown.


 Lips Sealed Ouch! Makes ya think!

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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2004, 03:21:42 PM »

A Christian walk's by a religious building and reads a sign saying, "Welcome To Our United Segregated Group" Our services are held up twice weelly by pastor Shyster called a gift offering to avoid rendering unto Cesar. All doctrinal bible studies will be privately interpreted by our head office to avoid personal discreation. Mrs. Backslid will be singing, "I Wonce Was Saved But Now On Probation" while quire hums "Paid In Full" Healing services may be postponed due to illness. So be paying for unity and indoctrinate other labeled groups.Signed; The labeled self righteous group of law and grace in your hometown.


 Lips Sealed Ouch! Makes ya think!

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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2004, 10:12:11 AM »

A Christian walk's by a religious building and reads a sign saying, "Welcome To Our United Segregated Group" Our services are held up twice weelly by pastor Shyster called a gift offering to avoid rendering unto Cesar. All doctrinal bible studies will be privately interpreted by our head office to avoid personal discreation. Mrs. Backslid will be singing, "I Wonce Was Saved But Now On Probation" while quire hums "Paid In Full" Healing services may be postponed due to illness. So be paying for unity and indoctrinate other labeled groups.Signed; The labeled self righteous group of law and grace in your hometown.


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I Cor. 15:1-4 1 " Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:"


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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2004, 06:22:23 AM »

A Christian walk's by a religious building and reads a sign saying, "Welcome To Our United Segregated Group" Our services are held up twice weelly by pastor Shyster called a gift offering to avoid rendering unto Cesar. All doctrinal bible studies will be privately interpreted by our head office to avoid personal discreation. Mrs. Backslid will be singing, "I Wonce Was Saved But Now On Probation" while quire hums "Paid In Full" Healing services may be postponed due to illness. So be paying for unity and indoctrinate other labeled groups.Signed; The labeled self righteous group of law and grace in your hometown.


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My Gospel

I Cor. 15:1-4 1 " Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:"




Amen, same here

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