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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2004, 07:39:29 AM »
My great grand mother used to say
"I'll have your guts for garters"
Ididn't know what that meant then and I still don't know
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2004, 07:44:06 AM »
For God so loved the world, he gave this only son.
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2004, 10:48:12 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2005, 11:53:24 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on November 14, 2004, 07:44:06 AM
For God so loved the world, he gave this only son.
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« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2005, 08:46:16 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on September 21, 2004, 12:59:08 AM
"Its hard to soar with eagles, when you work with turkeys."

I like that Cheesy
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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2005, 06:03:24 PM »
I haven't spoke to my wife in years...
I didn't want to interrupt her!

Man I was poor growing up..
(how poor were you)
I was so poor growing up that the rainbows were in black and white!

~Rodeny Dangerfeild
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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2005, 10:38:23 AM »
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

          -- Will Rogers
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