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A burglar quietly entered a Beverly Hills mansion prepared to loot it . . . as he snuck around surveying the valuables, he heard a quiet voice come out of the darkness: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" The burglar stopped in his tracks and scanned the room with his flashlight - no one was there. After a minute he continued on with his mission. The voice came out of the dark: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" Creeped out, the burglar shined his flashlight into the farthest corner of the room. There, standing on a pedestal, was a large, african grey parrot, the parrot said: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" Laughing out loud at himself, the burglar picked up his bag and and started to leave. Suddenly, he heard a low, menacing growl - he flashed his light into the hallway and there stood an angry doberman and the parrot said: "Sic 'm Jesus!"
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DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!
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Quote from: TalkerCat on December 09, 2005, 03:09:56 PM
DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!
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I would like you to meet my bird, Terri.
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Your bird's name is Terri?!?!?!? What a coincidence! So is mine!
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 05:20:48 PM
Quote from: TalkerCat on December 09, 2005, 03:09:56 PM
DW: Your doberman looks more like Billy Bob, than he does Jesus!
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I would like you to meet my bird, Terri.
Now he looks meaner than a junkyard Dog.
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Kinda resembles me before coffee in the morning !
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Kinda resembles me before coffee in the morning !
By all means please have some coffee then.
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Thank you sir! I take mine strong, with cream and sugar, please!
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