A burglar quietly entered a Beverly Hills mansion prepared to loot it . . . as he snuck around surveying the valuables, he heard a quiet voice come out of the darkness: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" The burglar stopped in his tracks and scanned the room with his flashlight - no one was there. After a minute he continued on with his mission. The voice came out of the dark: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" Creeped out, the burglar shined his flashlight into the farthest corner of the room. There, standing on a pedestal, was a large, african grey parrot, the parrot said: "I can see you and so can Jesus!" Laughing out loud at himself, the burglar picked up his bag and and started to leave. Suddenly, he heard a low, menacing growl - he flashed his light into the hallway and there stood an angry doberman and the parrot said: "Sic 'm Jesus!"

Blessings -