How To Maintain Insanity

[nChrist]

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

You will laugh or be arrested by the comedy police!

1.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2.  Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4.  Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.  Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

7.  Don't use any punctuation.

8.  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9.  Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".

11. Sing along at the opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out the ATM scream, "I Won!, I Won!"

16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Finally, I have a funny joke. Send a thank you card to my wife's teacher friends.

[2nd Timothy]

15. When the money comes out the ATM scream, "I Won!, I Won!"

I've actually done this one....I just got some strange looks though....lol  

[Reba]

HE HE  

[Reba]

7.  Don't use any punctuation.




Sheesh  Bepster you picking on me

[Symphony]

'some good ones, bep.  


Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.


I wish I could remember all these at the appropriate time.  

You should get "Groundhog Day" sometime, bep, with Bill Murray.  He's tearing up town and when a dozen police cars finally catch up to him, after several crashes, he orders a cheeseburger and fries.  

And then the guy sitting next to him in the car pipes up, "Is it too early for flapjacks?"


   

[Shammu]

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Number 12 I have done, I almost got tossed out of the room.

[nChrist]

I was just thinking about the fake running radar - #1. My department had many old police cars that would barely run. True Story:  We dressed up a dummy as a police officer, parked the car in a high accident location, and made an old and broken radar visible. IT WORKED!!!!  

[Symphony]

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Number 12 I have done, I almost got tossed out of the room.

 



Hmm, that's good, bep.  That's what you call getting maximum benefit from old items.  I like that.

   

[Shylynne]

hang `round me for a spell if you start to seriously annoy yourself!  

[Brother Love]

"TWO"Thumbs UP Brother, I enjoyed them all.



17. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

[nChrist]

Symphony Said:

You should get "Groundhog Day" sometime, bep, with Bill Murray.  He's tearing up town and when a dozen police cars finally catch up to him, after several crashes, he orders a cheeseburger and fries.  

And then the guy sitting next to him in the car pipes up, "Is it too early for flapjacks?"

Symphony,

If that's one of the really old ones, I think that I've seen it. Two Words: Total Insanity.  

However, my favorites are still the 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy. You know - HIGH INTELLECTUAL CONTENT!    A close second is the Marx Brothers.

Nothing beats the highly prim and proper ladies and gentlemen getting a pie in the face.  

[Shammu]

Symphony Said:

You should get "Groundhog Day" sometime, bep, with Bill Murray.  He's tearing up town and when a dozen police cars finally catch up to him, after several crashes, he orders a cheeseburger and fries.  

And then the guy sitting next to him in the car pipes up, "Is it too early for flapjacks?"

Symphony,

If that's one of the really old ones, I think that I've seen it. Two Words: Total Insanity.  

However, my favorites are still the 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy. You know - HIGH INTELLECTUAL CONTENT!    A close second is the Marx Brothers.

Nothing beats the highly prim and proper ladies and gentlemen getting a pie in the face.  

Or a snowball..........

[nChrist]

DreamWeaver,

Brother, it's nice to have you back. WE MISSED YOU!!!

In celebration, I just threw a coconut pie in my face.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

[Shammu]

DreamWeaver,

Brother, it's nice to have you back. WE MISSED YOU!!!

In celebration, I just threw a coconut pie in my face.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

I missed being here brother.

[Brother Love]

DreamWeaver,

Brother, it's nice to have you back. WE MISSED YOU!!!

In celebration, I just threw a coconut pie in my face.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

I missed being here brother.

He is gone again