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Ambassador4Christ
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Are You GOING TO HEAVEN?
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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February 12, 2004, 05:43:43 PM »
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
NateyCakes
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Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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Reply #1 on:
February 12, 2004, 06:27:27 PM »
AMEN!!
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide
They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)
One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)
As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.
Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.
So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)
The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.
So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.
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The Crusader
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Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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Reply #2 on:
February 13, 2004, 06:11:14 AM »
Quote from: NateyCakes on February 12, 2004, 06:27:27 PM
AMEN!!
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide
They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)
One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)
As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.
Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.
So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)
The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.
So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.
Thanks sister, I really enjoyed
But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.
Amen
Your friend and brother
The Crusader
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Coyote
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Aim High!!!!!!
Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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February 20, 2004, 10:22:31 AM »
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No TV guide here, just My study Bible, her Bible, andvarious Christian books.
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Ambassador4Christ
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Are You GOING TO HEAVEN?
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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Reply #4 on:
March 11, 2004, 03:32:40 PM »
Quote from: NateyCakes on February 12, 2004, 06:27:27 PM
AMEN!!
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide
They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)
One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)
As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.
Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.
So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)
The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.
So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!
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JudgeNot
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Jesus, remember me... Luke 23:42
Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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March 11, 2004, 04:19:13 PM »
Bible “TV” Listings:
Jeopardy: 1 Kings 10:1-4
Friends: Proverbs 19:6-8
Dr. Phil: Psalm 38:4-6
Cops: Acts 22:18-20
Law & Order: Amos 2:3-5
Wrestlemania (for Crusader): Genesis 30:23-26
Little House on the Prairie: Exodus 16:31-33
Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26
American Idol: Ezekiel 6:8-10
(The list goes on...)
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Ambassador4Christ
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Are You GOING TO HEAVEN?
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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March 11, 2004, 04:32:43 PM »
Quote from: JudgeNot on March 11, 2004, 04:19:13 PM
Bible “TV” Listings:
Jeopardy: 1 Kings 10:1-4
Friends: Proverbs 19:6-8
Dr. Phil: Psalm 38:4-6
Cops: Acts 22:18-20
Law & Order: Amos 2:3-5
Wrestlemania (for Crusader): Genesis 30:23-26
Little House on the Prairie: Exodus 16:31-33
Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26
American Idol: Ezekiel 6:8-10
(The list goes on...)
Another good post JudgeNot, thanks
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JudgeNot
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Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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March 11, 2004, 05:14:53 PM »
Thanks, A4C, but let’s give credit where it is due:
If I happen to make a good post, the credit is the Lord’s for it is through His council.
When I make a bad post then the dishonor is mine for not consulting Him fully.
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Brother Love
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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June 10, 2004, 06:22:40 AM »
Quote from: NateyCakes on February 12, 2004, 06:27:27 PM
AMEN!!
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide
They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)
One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)
As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.
Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.
So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)
The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.
So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.
I like it
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Brother Love
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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November 05, 2004, 06:23:30 AM »
I still like this thread
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bemanisuperstar
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I'm a llama!
Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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November 16, 2004, 06:26:58 PM »
Quote from: JudgeNot on March 11, 2004, 04:19:13 PM
Bible “TV” Listings:
Jeopardy: 1 Kings 10:1-4
Friends: Proverbs 19:6-8
Dr. Phil: Psalm 38:4-6
Cops: Acts 22:18-20
Law & Order: Amos 2:3-5
Wrestlemania (for Crusader): Genesis 30:23-26
Little House on the Prairie: Exodus 16:31-33
Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26
American Idol: Ezekiel 6:8-10
(The list goes on...)
NO
WWE RAW- Genesis 32 not 30
Wrestlemania happens once a year.
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Brother Love
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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December 02, 2004, 04:35:09 AM »
Quote from: bemanisuperstar on November 16, 2004, 06:26:58 PM
Quote from: JudgeNot on March 11, 2004, 04:19:13 PM
Bible “TV” Listings:
Jeopardy: 1 Kings 10:1-4
Friends: Proverbs 19:6-8
Dr. Phil: Psalm 38:4-6
Cops: Acts 22:18-20
Law & Order: Amos 2:3-5
Wrestlemania (for Crusader): Genesis 30:23-26
Little House on the Prairie: Exodus 16:31-33
Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26
American Idol: Ezekiel 6:8-10
(The list goes on...)
NO
WWE RAW- Genesis 32 not 30
Wrestlemania happens once a year.
TRUE!!!!
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Read it on line for "FREE"
http://www.geocities.com/protestantscot/ttd/ttd_chap1.html
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Shylynne
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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Reply #12 on:
December 07, 2004, 06:54:14 AM »
while you got the club out maybe you should kill the computer too
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Shemaya
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Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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Reply #13 on:
December 19, 2004, 06:26:37 PM »
Quote from: NateyCakes on February 12, 2004, 06:27:27 PM
AMEN!!
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide
They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)
One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)
As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.
Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.
So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)
The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.
So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.
that is a very good poem.
Amen.that speech rocks!!!!!
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Bern
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I don't think I'm a llama...
Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
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December 22, 2004, 01:56:45 PM »
Satan being the prince of the power of the air pretty much controls everything on TV I'd say. Occasionally you get a decent program, but on the whole its a great way for Satan to pump filth and ungodliness right onto the home of every TV set owner. I wonder what would happen to our churches if Christians spent all the time they watch TV, praying instead.
I still have a licence, but only because it's not my house.. when I live on ym own I'm not going to get one. I don't think I've watched TV for any length for a few years now.. except maybe the news etc, but even that is filled with propaganda and political correctness indoctrination.
Hehehe, does it seem that I'm always ranting?
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