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Title: Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Ambassador4Christ on February 12, 2004, 05:43:43 PM
Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide


Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: NateyCakes on February 12, 2004, 06:27:27 PM
AMEN!!

The Holy Bible and the TV Guide

They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)

One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)

As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.

Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.

So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)

The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.

Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.

So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.

But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.


Title: Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: The Crusader on February 13, 2004, 06:11:14 AM
AMEN!!

The Holy Bible and the TV Guide

They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)

One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)

As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.

Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.

So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)

The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.

Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.

So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.

But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.


Thanks sister, I really enjoyed

But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.

Amen

Your friend and brother

The Crusader
<:)))><


Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Coyote on February 20, 2004, 10:22:31 AM
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No TV guide here, just My study Bible, her Bible, andvarious Christian books.


Title: Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Ambassador4Christ on March 11, 2004, 03:32:40 PM
AMEN!!

The Holy Bible and the TV Guide

They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)

One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)

As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.

Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.

So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)

The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.

Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.

So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.

But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!


Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: JudgeNot on March 11, 2004, 04:19:13 PM
Bible “TV” Listings:

Jeopardy:  1 Kings 10:1-4

Friends:  Proverbs 19:6-8

Dr. Phil:  Psalm 38:4-6

Cops:  Acts 22:18-20

Law & Order:  Amos 2:3-5

Wrestlemania (for Crusader):  Genesis 30:23-26

Little House on the Prairie:  Exodus 16:31-33

Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26

American Idol:  Ezekiel 6:8-10


(The list goes on...)  :)



Title: Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Ambassador4Christ on March 11, 2004, 04:32:43 PM
Bible “TV” Listings:

Jeopardy:  1 Kings 10:1-4

Friends:  Proverbs 19:6-8

Dr. Phil:  Psalm 38:4-6

Cops:  Acts 22:18-20

Law & Order:  Amos 2:3-5

Wrestlemania (for Crusader):  Genesis 30:23-26

Little House on the Prairie:  Exodus 16:31-33

Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26

American Idol:  Ezekiel 6:8-10


(The list goes on...)  :)



Another good post JudgeNot, thanks


Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: JudgeNot on March 11, 2004, 05:14:53 PM
Thanks, A4C, but let’s give credit where it is due:

If I happen to make a good post, the credit is the Lord’s for it is through His council.
When I make a bad post then the dishonor is mine for not consulting Him fully.
 :)


Title: Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Brother Love on June 10, 2004, 06:22:40 AM
AMEN!!

The Holy Bible and the TV Guide

They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)

One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)

As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.

Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.

So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)

The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.

Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.

So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.

But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.


I like it :)


Title: Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Brother Love on November 05, 2004, 06:23:30 AM
I still like this thread



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Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: bemanisuperstar on November 16, 2004, 06:26:58 PM
Bible “TV” Listings:

Jeopardy:  1 Kings 10:1-4

Friends:  Proverbs 19:6-8

Dr. Phil:  Psalm 38:4-6

Cops:  Acts 22:18-20

Law & Order:  Amos 2:3-5

Wrestlemania (for Crusader):  Genesis 30:23-26

Little House on the Prairie:  Exodus 16:31-33

Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26

American Idol:  Ezekiel 6:8-10


(The list goes on...)  :)



NO

WWE RAW- Genesis 32 not 30

Wrestlemania happens once a year.



Title: Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Brother Love on December 02, 2004, 04:35:09 AM
Bible “TV” Listings:

Jeopardy:  1 Kings 10:1-4

Friends:  Proverbs 19:6-8

Dr. Phil:  Psalm 38:4-6

Cops:  Acts 22:18-20

Law & Order:  Amos 2:3-5

Wrestlemania (for Crusader):  Genesis 30:23-26

Little House on the Prairie:  Exodus 16:31-33

Fear Factor: Deuteronomy 11:24-26

American Idol:  Ezekiel 6:8-10


(The list goes on...)  :)



NO

WWE RAW- Genesis 32 not 30

Wrestlemania happens once a year.



TRUE!!!!  :)


Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Shylynne on December 07, 2004, 06:54:14 AM
while you got the club out maybe you should kill the computer too  ::)


Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Shemaya on December 19, 2004, 06:26:37 PM
AMEN!!

The Holy Bible and the TV Guide

They lie on the table, side by side
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

One is well worn, but cherished with pride
(Not the Bible, but the TV Guide.)

One is used daily to help folks decide.
(No not the Bible; it's the TV Guide.)

As the pages are turned, what shall they see
Oh, what does it matter?.....turn on the TV.

Then confusion reigns, they can't all agree
on what they shall watch on the old TV.

So they open the book in which they confide
(No, not the Bible.....it's the TV Guide.)

The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse e'er they fall into bed.

Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be...
not from reading the Bible - from watching TV.

So then back to the table, side by side,
lay the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

No time for prayer....no time for the Word.
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.

But forgiveness of sin so full and free
is found in the Bible...........not on TV.

that is a very good poem.
Amen.that speech rocks!!!!! ;D :D :)


Title: Re:Let the Bible be your T.V. Guide
Post by: Bern on December 22, 2004, 01:56:45 PM
Satan being the prince of the power of the air pretty much controls everything on TV I'd say. Occasionally you get a decent program, but on the whole its a great way for Satan to pump filth and ungodliness right onto the home of every TV set owner. I wonder what would happen to our churches if Christians spent all the time they watch TV, praying instead.

 I still have a licence, but only because it's not my house.. when I live on ym own I'm not going to get one. I don't think I've watched TV for any length for a few years now.. except maybe the news etc, but even that is filled with propaganda and political correctness indoctrination.

Hehehe, does it seem that I'm always ranting? :)