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1  Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / . on: August 25, 2003, 06:23:53 AM
A man went to his doctor and said, "doctor, I think I'm a moth."
The doctor looked up and said, "you don't want me, you want to see the psychiatrist."
"I know I do," said the man.
"Well, his office is just down the corridor from here - right next door."
"I know it is."
"Well," says the exasperated doctor, "why did you come in here then?!"
"Your light was on!"

 Grin
2  Entertainment / Books / Harry Potter - satanic or superb? on: August 24, 2003, 10:11:33 AM
I hear some people, mainly in the States, have been getting up in arms over Harry Potter - saying all that wizardry and magic is polluting kids' minds and turning them away from true religion.

What do you think?

Have you read any of the books?  And if so, did you enjoy them?

Me, I think they're brilliant.  Shame about the films though.  Cool
3  Theology / Prophecy - Current Events / Re:Armageddon on: June 24, 2003, 07:12:00 AM

The signs at this point seem to be nearing, but I wouldn't know.

Haven't people been saying that for about two millenia, though? Huh

Yes, and Armageddon could start 31/2 years from today.

RU Ready?

Brother Love Smiley

How on earth do you get "ready" for Armageddon?   Huh
4  Theology / Prophecy - Current Events / Re:Armageddon on: June 24, 2003, 05:45:11 AM

The signs at this point seem to be nearing, but I wouldn't know.

Haven't people been saying that for about two millenia, though? Huh
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