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121  Entertainment / Movies / Re: Christians Urged to Prepare for Sharing Truth After Da Vinci Code Movie Released on: March 24, 2006, 07:41:58 AM
Let's see:  1) determine who you are;  2) determine what you want to be;  3) determine how to get there; 4) change your mind and start over.

I can't even begin to count the number of times I changed my major!  Lips Sealed

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In the meantime, old people over the age of 20 who aren't very smart keep messing with you. Am I close?  Cheesy

ROFL!  Grin
122  Entertainment / Movies / Re: Christians Urged to Prepare for Sharing Truth After Da Vinci Code Movie Released on: March 24, 2006, 07:38:02 AM
Be that what it is, I have an attitude with smart alecs.

Watch out, DW!  Grin

TC, Should we be praying for you about that "attitude"?  Wink
123  Theology / General Theology / Re: Why is my son an atheist? on: March 24, 2006, 07:15:05 AM
Yes there is sister, not windows, not doors.  RAPTURE

And death... Shocked

but till then, you're just stuck.  Grin
124  Theology / Prophecy - Current Events / Re: IRAN ORDERS ATTACK ON ISRAELIS BEFORE ELECTIONS on: March 24, 2006, 07:00:19 AM
This is enough!
Doesn't it make you want to tip the table and knock off all the bad guys pieces?
You know, start over, and whenever this type of evil raises it's ugly head, we stomp on it before it gains a stronghold.  Wink

Jesus will be doing that, and the sooner the better! Cheesy

John

Hiya Bronze!  Cheesy Just for you!  Kiss

125  Theology / General Theology / Re: Why is my son an atheist? on: March 23, 2006, 09:02:03 AM
don't know, i'm soo confused   Shocked

Welcome to Confusion!
We hope that you'll enjoy your stay!
And remember, there are NO exits!

 Grin
126  Theology / General Theology / Re: Why is my son an atheist? on: March 23, 2006, 08:56:49 AM
see? I'm so confused, I posyed the same quot twice

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Shocked

What?
What?
Huh
Huh
127  Theology / General Theology / Re: Why is my son an atheist? on: March 23, 2006, 08:55:39 AM
I just have a different accent.  Grin Grin Grin

*patiently asks*
Which is correct:

A. The state of Florida--
B. A state of Florida--



 Grin

128  Fellowship / Just For Women / Money talks. Chocolate sings. on: March 23, 2006, 08:53:20 AM
I have a new delightful friend,
I am most in awe of her.
When we first met I was impressed,
By her bizarre behavior.

That day I had a date with friends,
We met to have some lunch.
Marilyn had come along with them,
All in all . . . a pleasant bunch.

When the menus were presented,
We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups.
Except for Marilyn who circumvented,
And said, Ice Cream, please: two scoops.

I was not sure my ears heard right,
And the others were aghast.
Along with heated apple pie,
Marilyn added, completely unabashed.

We tried to act quite nonchalant,
As if people did this all the time.
But when our orders were brought out,
I did not enjoy mine.

I could not take my eyes off Marilyn,
As her pie a-la-mode went down.
The other ladies showed dismay,
They ate their lunches silently, and frowned.

Well, the next time I went out to eat,
I called and invited Marilyn.
My lunch contained white tuna meat,
She ordered a parfait.

I smiled when her dish I viewed,
And she asked if she amused me.
I answered, Yes, you do,
But also you confuse me.

How come you order rich desserts,
When I feel I must be sensible?
She laughed and said, with wanton mirth,
I am tasting all that's possible.

I try to eat the food I need,
And do the things I should.
But life's so short, my friend, indeed,
I hate missing out on something good.

This year I realized how old I was,
She grinned, I've not been this old before.
So, before I die, I've got to try,
Those things for years I had ignored.

I've not smelled all the flowers yet,
There's too many books I have not read.
There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down
And kites to be flown overhead.

There are many malls I have not shopped,
I've not laughed at all the jokes.
I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits,
And potato chips and cokes.

I want to wade again in water,
And feel ocean spray upon my face.
Sit in a country church once more,
And thank God for It's grace.

I want peanut butter every day,
Spread on my morning toast.
I want un-timed long-distance calls,
To the folks I love the most.

I've not cried at all the movies yet,
Nor walked in the morning rain.
I need to feel wind in my hair,
I want to fall in love again.

So, if I choose to have dessert,
Instead of having dinner.
Then should I die before night fall,
I'd say I died a winner.

Because I missed out on nothing,
I filled my heart's desire.
I had that final chocolate mousse,
Before my life expired.

With that, I called the waitress over,
I've changed my mind, it seems.
I said, I want what she is having,
Only add some more whipped-cream!

"Be mindful that happiness is not based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect."

~Unknown

129  Theology / General Theology / Re: Why is my son an atheist? on: March 23, 2006, 08:39:30 AM
Yippee, (I think) I'm in a state of confusion  Undecided

*sigh* No, no, no.....
Not "a" state; "THE" state.
You are so confused!  Roll Eyes
WAIT!  Shocked
That means you're THERE!  Grin
130  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re: Doggy Church started on: March 23, 2006, 08:35:37 AM
I guess that I guess.

 Grin Grin
Well, I should guess so!  Angry











 Grin
131  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: All of us, who remember..... on: March 23, 2006, 08:20:39 AM
Of what??
 Grin Grin Grin

Sssshhhh:

lol .... but I do behave ..... I behave my normal self.    Grin Grin Grin Grin


 Grin
132  Theology / General Theology / Re: Why is my son an atheist? on: March 23, 2006, 08:15:22 AM
I think maybe I passed it and moved to more confused
             or maybe I'm already there
  Huh  Huh  Huh
You're there! The fact that you don't recognize that fact is just factual proof!
133  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: All of us, who remember..... on: March 23, 2006, 08:10:27 AM

lol .... but I do behave ..... I behave my normal self.    Grin Grin Grin Grin

Be afraid! Be very afraid! Grin
134  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: I just realized somthing... on: March 23, 2006, 08:07:01 AM

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked





I don't think that's going to happen.   Grin Grin

Not if he's smart! Grin
135  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re: All of us, who remember..... on: March 23, 2006, 08:00:46 AM
I've never read the book, but I recall hearing about it when I was a little girl.

Here ya go:
http://www.sterlingtimes.co.uk/sambo.htm
Complete with text AND photos.  Grin
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