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Soldier4Christ
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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Reply #360 on:
March 21, 2006, 07:05:07 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 06:36:44 PM
I wonder if sister Maria, will look at her quote. The one where I bolded mother.
I'm sure she'll see it.
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 06:40:43 PM
Thanks brother
You're welcome.
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 21, 2006, 10:02:56 PM »
For those that remember the times before modern conviences:
Outhouse
I remember when I was a kid,
We were the poorest folk in town.
And we had a wooden outhouse,
You could smell for blocks around.
I remember in the summer,
How the aroma burned your eyes--
And how that old two holer
Would collect a million flies
And I remember in the winter
When it was nine below,
How I used to sit down easy
On that cold and icy hole.
And there was poor Aunt Millie
After she had sipped some cider.
Was bitten in the outhouse
By a darned black widow spider.
Well, she came running in the house
And it gave us such a scare.
And where that spider bit her at--
She wouldn't tell us where.
But ma took her in the bedroom
And called old Doctor Brown.
It seemed to me at least two weeks
Before she could sit down.
Then there was cousin Ollie,
Who came here from the city.
Oh the smartness that old Ollie had
Well it was such a pity.
He came running in the house--
And he began to blush.
He said I used the outhouse
But I can't get it to flush.
Well, I got the best of Ollie
And I'd do it every time.
I said we don't use water
All us rich folk all use lime.
Old Ollie took some lime home
After he had spent his hitch.
So the folks there in the city
Would think that he was rich.
Well lightning struck the outhouse
On a cold and stormy night.
And the folks there in the city
Thought that it was alright.
Well, it burned throughout the evening,
Until the break of day.
When the neighbors found the cranny gone--
They cheered for blocks away!
Well, the church built us an outhouse--
The kind that goes inside.
And when I sit upon that throne--
It fills my heart with pride.
I think of all those winters
The smell and all those flies.
And the bliss that I have sitting there--
Brings teardrops to my eyes.
Now Pa's got into money--
Throughout his later years--
So now we all use Charmin
Instead of books from Sears.
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
airIam2worship
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 21, 2006, 10:39:27 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 06:11:49 PM
I met her at Church, she has never been married. Before you ask
mother
, she is 44.
Do you think this will develop into a serious relationship?
And I'm glad you mentioned you met her at church cause you know what my next qyestion would've been.
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 21, 2006, 10:40:52 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 06:11:49 PM
I met her at Church, she has never been married. Before you ask
mother
, she is 44.
yes I saw mother in bold letters and??
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March 21, 2006, 11:25:53 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 21, 2006, 07:05:07 PM
I'm sure she'll see it.
Nope, she missed it brother.
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 21, 2006, 11:27:22 PM »
Quote from: airIam2worship on March 21, 2006, 10:39:27 PM
Do you think this will develop into a serious relationship?
And I'm glad you mentioned you met her at church cause you know what my next qyestion would've been.
If it develops or not, thats I will leave to the Lord. I guess I should mention, I've known Lizzie for 30 years.
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 21, 2006, 11:27:41 PM »
Quote from: airIam2worship on March 21, 2006, 10:40:52 PM
yes I saw mother in bold letters and??
Nothing sister.
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 21, 2006, 11:31:03 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 11:25:53 PM
Nope, she missed it brother.
Nope she did seed it.
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 22, 2006, 07:25:12 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 11:27:22 PM
If it develops or not, thats I will leave to the Lord. I guess I should mention, I've known Lizzie for 30 years.
Now that's the way to go!
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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Reply #370 on:
March 22, 2006, 07:27:50 AM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 21, 2006, 10:02:56 PM
For those that remember the times before modern conviences:
Outhouse
I remember when I was a kid,
We were the poorest folk in town.
And we had a wooden outhouse,
You could smell for blocks around.
I remember in the summer,
How the aroma burned your eyes--
And how that old two holer
Would collect a million flies
And I remember in the winter
When it was nine below,
How I used to sit down easy
On that cold and icy hole.
And there was poor Aunt Millie
After she had sipped some cider.
Was bitten in the outhouse
By a darned black widow spider.
Well, she came running in the house
And it gave us such a scare.
And where that spider bit her at--
She wouldn't tell us where.
But ma took her in the bedroom
And called old Doctor Brown.
It seemed to me at least two weeks
Before she could sit down.
Then there was cousin Ollie,
Who came here from the city.
Oh the smartness that old Ollie had
Well it was such a pity.
He came running in the house--
And he began to blush.
He said I used the outhouse
But I can't get it to flush.
Well, I got the best of Ollie
And I'd do it every time.
I said we don't use water
All us rich folk all use lime.
Old Ollie took some lime home
After he had spent his hitch.
So the folks there in the city
Would think that he was rich.
Well lightning struck the outhouse
On a cold and stormy night.
And the folks there in the city
Thought that it was alright.
Well, it burned throughout the evening,
Until the break of day.
When the neighbors found the cranny gone--
They cheered for blocks away!
Well, the church built us an outhouse--
The kind that goes inside.
And when I sit upon that throne--
It fills my heart with pride.
I think of all those winters
The smell and all those flies.
And the bliss that I have sitting there--
Brings teardrops to my eyes.
Now Pa's got into money--
Throughout his later years--
So now we all use Charmin
Instead of books from Sears.
ROFL!
Is that our "Ollie"??
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airIam2worship
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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March 22, 2006, 07:29:48 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on March 21, 2006, 11:27:22 PM
If it develops or not, thats I will leave to the Lord. I guess I should mention, I've known Lizzie for 30 years.
AMEN
Brother. The Lord has someone especially made for each of us, as you said though, we must leave it to Him. He's never wrong.
She must be pretty special,
30 years that almost half a lifetime.
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airIam2worship
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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Reply #372 on:
March 22, 2006, 07:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 21, 2006, 11:31:03 PM
Nope she did seed it.
YEP, I sure sawd it...
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airIam2worship
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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Reply #373 on:
March 22, 2006, 07:37:19 AM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on March 21, 2006, 10:02:56 PM
For those that remember the times before modern conviences:
Outhouse
I remember when I was a kid,
We were the poorest folk in town.
And we had a wooden outhouse,
You could smell for blocks around.
I remember in the summer,
How the aroma burned your eyes--
And how that old two holer
Would collect a million flies
And I remember in the winter
When it was nine below,
How I used to sit down easy
On that cold and icy hole.
And there was poor Aunt Millie
After she had sipped some cider.
Was bitten in the outhouse
By a darned black widow spider.
Well, she came running in the house
And it gave us such a scare.
And where that spider bit her at--
She wouldn't tell us where.
But ma took her in the bedroom
And called old Doctor Brown.
It seemed to me at least two weeks
Before she could sit down.
Then there was cousin Ollie,
Who came here from the city.
Oh the smartness that old Ollie had
Well it was such a pity.
He came running in the house--
And he began to blush.
He said I used the outhouse
But I can't get it to flush.
Well, I got the best of Ollie
And I'd do it every time.
I said we don't use water
All us rich folk all use lime.
Old Ollie took some lime home
After he had spent his hitch.
So the folks there in the city
Would think that he was rich.
Well lightning struck the outhouse
On a cold and stormy night.
And the folks there in the city
Thought that it was alright.
Well, it burned throughout the evening,
Until the break of day.
When the neighbors found the cranny gone--
They cheered for blocks away!
Well, the church built us an outhouse--
The kind that goes inside.
And when I sit upon that throne--
It fills my heart with pride.
I think of all those winters
The smell and all those flies.
And the bliss that I have sitting there--
Brings teardrops to my eyes.
Now Pa's got into money--
Throughout his later years--
So now we all use Charmin
Instead of books from Sears.
AHH yes, the modern conviniences *I wonder*
what did they used before outhouses, and seasr books
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airIam2worship
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Re: All of us, who remember.....
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Reply #374 on:
March 22, 2006, 07:39:33 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on March 22, 2006, 07:27:50 AM
ROFL!
Is that our "Ollie"??
Where is Ollie? Haven't seen him in awhile.
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